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Joined February 2011
Fuck anyone who doesn't believe in me
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What's up with the flickering next to the under display camera in the video.
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Guess which ones I bought
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When I finally got assigned for GME
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You've got to be fucking kidding me
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If Steve came alive and saw the quality of iOS 26, he would kill himself.
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I will never touch a meme stock again
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GME put assigned
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4 generations of iPhones over 12 years and 1 thing that has been consistently dog shit is @TMobile's connection.
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The Create Event button in Host for the Invites app is lower than that of Upcoming and Drafts 🤔
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Starship Flight 7 breaking up and re-entering over Turks and Caicos
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Kitchen appliances that need to be washed should be fully submersible.
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Why do people catch their food, just let it fall on the plate bro.
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Make physical things people want
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*scan mDL at security "we need to see the picture on your ID"
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Fusion just crashed a super session in my face
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Fuck all this I'm going to the gym
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She said no to my button
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Spider got in my car and started knittin blankets
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