I've just been cured of ordering take aways locally!

I have learned a lot from the mistakes of those who took my advice

I’ve met some really amazing people in this app who became such an important part of my life. And for that I’m really thankful

I wonder if spiders invade other spiders old webs like squatters do with empty properties 🕷🕸

If I’m prime minister I’ll make mandatory that holidays are the entire week 🇬🇧

Whoever has my voodoo doll, sit it on my crush’s face please

Guitar playing and bored my dog to a crumble mess 🐕🎸🎵

Someone had the audacity to show a “historical picture” from 1994 like it wasn’t just last month! #oasis #NoelGallagher #liamg

One thing about me is that before you crack a joke you better be ready for mine too

Who called it 'rush hour' when nothing moves!

It’s hard for people raised on love and compassion to understand the reactions of someone raised on survival

Here’s how the year goes: Jaaaaaaaaanuary, February, March, forget New Year’s resolutions, summer, almost Halloween, Christmas, false hope of losing 60lbs, back round we go again.

Cute trait of mine is that I can’t stand drama but I’m dramatic af

Welcome to Twitter. Someone with no sense of humor will contact you shortly

Gonna start licking people’s faces when you want them to shut up

Just being honest here. Half the time idk what you people are talking about.

My work supervisor, financial advisor decision maker etc etc but most of all bestie 🐕🐝 #dogs #dog #bordercollie #gardens #gardening

Just showing some positivity today from the office 🐝🌻no negativity here 👌

I woke up on the wrong side of the light at the end of the tunnel.