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I was on my way to deliver the car when I suddenly remembered that dealer plates are not permitted on the road on Saturdays and Sundays. I called the client to explain that I would have to postpone the delivery until Monday. This guy immediately started suspecting that I was only making excuses because I did not want to face him in person and get roasted. I then told him that, considering how he had spent the entire day bad mouthing my team, I would not be bringing the complimentary drink I usually come with. His response? “Don’t worry about the drink. I don drink your tears already.”