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This is my final time logging on to this shithole of a site. I’m done with it and can’t be party to this anymore. I won’t delete my account because I don’t want my user name usurped but I won’t post here anymore.
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Dodgers won and got their parade. Seems like a good time to fold up shop and call it a day. If you want to stay in touch look me up on Instagram or blue sky where I’ll try to be active about Dodger stuff. Hope to see you there
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Dr. Eephusblue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🇵🇷 retweeted
Perhaps massive deportations will affect how they see Trump.
Look, it’s pretty clear this shit hole is making you miserable. We keep hitting refresh thinking there will be an update and getting more and more upset. Just turn it off
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Dr. Eephusblue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🇵🇷 retweeted
It's midnight ET on election night.
At this point in 2020, Donald Trump was leading the battleground states -- and one by one, he lost them.
Don't despair. There are still a LOT of votes to be counted.
Dr. Eephusblue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🇵🇷 retweeted
This is the part of the night known as the "red mirage." Smaller towns (mostly GOP) report their results ahead of urban areas (mostly dem). It creates the illusion of a GOP victory. Patience, everybody. The night is still young! #BlueWave2024 #Election2024
Dr. Eephusblue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🇵🇷 retweeted
Regarding Wisconsin: Everybody chill out or turn off the news for another hour. Harris is going to pick up another 100,000 in the vote spread thanks to votes not yet counted in Milwaukee. Stay calm. #Election2024
In spite of constantly being told there will be a red mirage, people here still shitting themselves
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It’s coming
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Dr. Eephusblue ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🇵🇷 retweeted
And what do you know? Harris now winning Virginia by 70,000 votes. That will grow. See how this works? Rural areas report results faster than cities and crowded suburbs. It has always been that way. And it will be that way in AZ, WI, MI, and PA. Harris gaining ground.
Don’t eat that old Chinese food in the back of the fridge, it’s done ba…..
America: YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME **CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP**
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