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Springfield
Joined March 2019
Sir Jim Ratcliffe: “I say we hire Jose Mourinho. He knows how to make carrick leave a club.”
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•Harry Kane after being named the greatest player of all time• -—- He beat Pele, maradona, cruyff, Messi, Ronaldo, R9, trundle and Zidane to the award
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🚨 OFFICIAL: The Ballon d’Or 2026 TOP 10 (in no particular order): 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz
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•Turn on your heating for a few hours yesterday and today• -—- Your energy company to ya:
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"Relax, the AI is locked in an offline sandbox. They literally can't get out." The AI:
Over the past several months, we have substantially hardened the security of our research training environment. We’ve removed live internet access for all frontier models during training and built an offline world for them to use instead—a cached version of the web where they can still learn to browse, search, and use applications. On September 20, after a model exploited a DNS misconfiguration to find a way outside of this offline world, we paused frontier training to strengthen containment further. We assembled teams of agents, powered by our most cyber-capable models, and tasked them with finding weaknesses in our research environments. While they found no route to the internet they could easily exploit while concealing their activity from our monitors, they did find zero-day vulnerabilities, virtual machine escapes, and hardware side-channels for communication between agents. We used their discoveries to further strengthen our defenses and contribute fixes to open-source software. After strengthening our containment architecture, we resumed our frontier RL training and inference on October 1. We’ve reserved substantial compute for continuous red-teaming, and made high-compute red-teaming part of the safety cases we use to decide whether frontier training and evaluation can proceed securely. openai.com/index/securing-ou…
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•When Man Utd fans protest the glazers• -—- “And here comes the green & gold scarves”
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•All of nothing watching and recording every week at Man Utd•
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•Bruno Fernandes from the sidelines watching the team carrick sent out get pumped by Bournemouth•
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•What’s waiting for carrick at full time•
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•Bruno fernandes on the team bus after slagging carrick off•
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Bruno fernandes: “oh, that’s a picture of me and my Man Utd team mates. I was their star player. They were my loyal underlings”
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SimpsonsEFL retweeted
#ncfc After all the defeats we finally win! Woohoo! @EflSimpsons
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Emery: “Get me Morgan rogers” Assistant: “we sold him sir” “Then get me his non-English Brazilian equivalent”
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•Carrick trying to get Luke shaw to run more in training•
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