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Might just fuck around and be happy.
It’s funny how many people don’t realize they have an accent
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If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team. "He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that." Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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la locomotora ocupa carbón para trabajar
como vas a oler a mota a las 6:30 de la mañana hijo de la verga
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Phalloplasty was developed for veterans who had their dicks blown off during WW1 you fucking moron. It’s a procedure older than heart transplants.
This is your friendly reminder that taking skin from a woman’s thigh to create a non-functional tube of skin that is supposed to resemble male genitalia is not healthcare.
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Imagine calling Mexico, all of whose problems stem from capitalism, a socialist country.
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you could have no weed or no balcony
is smoking alone in your balcony as low as it can get or does it get worse
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this is how the average voter thinks
my dad just finished voting and he told me "idk who most of them were i just want lower taxes so i voted all republican"
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First look at ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn buckets.
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telling my homeboy we’ve gotta leave the halloween party asap because i’ve just put all of the forks in the microwave
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Me when Professor X show up on screen during Doomsday
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My boss’s boss said “AI Slop” in a big corporate meeting
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Daughter was struggling with Math, today I do her math hw with her and she gets it no problem. I said wow you are doing great what happened and she goes "they realized I wasn't learning on the computer so an actual teacher is doing it with me instead"
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Pourquoi ils parlent tous comme ça
So the French have been getting bodied by Japan and wanna try Americans now. Dont, we are experts in shit talk, and we create new slurs regularly.
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desde que a barreira da língua foi derrubada nesse site, percebi que o mundo é mais parecido do que eu imaginava
La gente “né di destra né di sinistra” quando vince un candidato di sinistra
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my brother asked me at the karaoke bar, “why are you hyping up this straight girl we just met?” i told him, “you do this for them a few times and they’ll always vote not to send us to the camps”
look at this diva i found
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Swifties were on here calling the Seahawks misogynists for a friendship bracelet tweet and now their team just signed Kicky McRapist
The Chiefs are signing kicker Justin Tucker to the practice squad, a source tells The Star.
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this shit one of the most funny videos to hit the TL ever dawg 😂😂
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The man who fled his state during a disaster leaving his dog behind and then blamed his daughter is out here telling you what is considered 'masculine'.
Sen. @tedcruz (R-TX) on U.S. Sen. candidate James Talarico (D-TX): "If you were to sit down and make a list of the top 1,000 adjectives to describe James Talarico, masculine would not be one of them."
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> genuinely insane > looks inside > you can’t lose your job and salary when you’re ill
European hiring rules are genuinely insane. For example - if you own a company in the Netherlands and one of your employees gets sick, you are required to pay at least 70% of their wages for up to 2 years. If they can't go back to work after 2 years and you haven't done enough for their reintegration, you pay their wages for 1 more year. And you can't fire them until after that extra year!
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