Denny Knish retweeted
If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team.
"He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that."
Full back-and-forth exchange below:
Denny Knish retweeted
Phalloplasty was developed for veterans who had their dicks blown off during WW1 you fucking moron. It’s a procedure older than heart transplants.
Denny Knish retweeted
Imagine calling Mexico, all of whose problems stem from capitalism, a socialist country.
Denny Knish retweeted
telling my homeboy we’ve gotta leave the halloween party asap because i’ve just put all of the forks in the microwave
Denny Knish retweeted
Daughter was struggling with Math, today I do her math hw with her and she gets it no problem. I said wow you are doing great what happened and she goes "they realized I wasn't learning on the computer so an actual teacher is doing it with me instead"
Denny Knish retweeted
my brother asked me at the karaoke bar, “why are you hyping up this straight girl we just met?”
i told him, “you do this for them a few times and they’ll always vote not to send us to the camps”
The man who fled his state during a disaster leaving his dog behind and then blamed his daughter is out here telling you what is considered 'masculine'.
Sen. @tedcruz (R-TX) on U.S. Sen. candidate James Talarico (D-TX): "If you were to sit down and make a list of the top 1,000 adjectives to describe James Talarico, masculine would not be one of them."
> genuinely insane
> looks inside
> you can’t lose your job and salary when you’re ill
European hiring rules are genuinely insane.
For example - if you own a company in the Netherlands and one of your employees gets sick, you are required to pay at least 70% of their wages for up to 2 years.
If they can't go back to work after 2 years and you haven't done enough for their reintegration, you pay their wages for 1 more year. And you can't fire them until after that extra year!





















































