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looksminner

@Ejaculationist

I am forever a World Champion

 Hell’s Kitchen, NYC
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Joined July 2011
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Erectile dysfunction to all my enemies
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Peter Cullen was stealing jobs from hard working computers that are also fighting robots and cars. Now me and my robo-buddies get to laugh because he’s transforming into a skeleton.
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Peter Cullen died? The vampire?
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I’m a 10 time Hall of Famer in dogshit feds no one has ever heard about. Just kidding. The feds weren’t dogshit. They were fictional.
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Data centers are bad! They’re straining the electrical grid! They’re using all the water! Anyway, I’m going to spend my whole night playing online videos games and streaming 4K videos and eating burgers and (other activities that use a ton of water and electricity)
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Give me points on the business and I’ll let you shoot me out of a cannon into Big Bifford’s asshole on live television
OCW: Online Championship Wrestling (@ocwhq1) profile pictureOCW: Online Championship Wrestling@ocwhq1Aug 20
you willing to work next Monday's massacre for free?
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Hopping companies for a 40% pay raise after ruining my reputation at my current place goes so fucking hard. It’s so easy to make stupid money if you’re rascal-maxxing.
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I took these photos
Summer Page-Barton (@Spoiled_Queen1) profile pictureSummer Page-Barton
@Spoiled_Queen1Aug 19
#HappyHumpDay #PurePerfection 🍑🎂🖤🍑🎂🖤🍑🎂🖤
Image from Summer Page-Barton (@Spoiled_Queen1)
Image from Summer Page-Barton (@Spoiled_Queen1)
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// If your writing doesn’t fail AI tests, you don’t have enough tism in ya
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/ also imagine thinking that people who cheat using AI aren’t just telling it to pass those tests lol
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I heard that someone made the OCW championship into a “poop dollar” and if you pick it up and put it around your waist, you’re actually just putting poop on yourself
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I actually won the Illuminatus but they needed to spend a year using AI to edit a different outcome in. They could have at least edited it to make me lose to someone cool like Buzz Lightyear or Ben Shapiro.
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/ efedders will be like “AI” is using all the water because an image ‘used’ 2 milliliters of water and then they’ll go eat 4 pounds of Taco Bell and use 8 gallons of water to flush their diarrhea into the ground
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/ I only release waste from my cloaca once a day. If you flush twice or more a day, FUCK YOU
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/ if you “use” a computer to write rps, you’re doing irreparable harm to the environment and your soul. I only write my rps in a Hello Kitty journal with ethically sourced pens. There is also no objectionable content in my dumbass boring rps, because I’m a good heckin person
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I took this photo
Hawt Kimi (@HawtKimi) profile pictureHawt Kimi@HawtKimiAug 16
Having a Hawt Time.
Image from Hawt Kimi (@HawtKimi)
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// Guy who uses AI poorly and spends zero effort on his rp vs NPC brain whose character is just a collection of cliches ripped from Disney properties and other normie bullshit Who ya got? I might vote for the dumb AI guy over a cringe lord who makes my penis recede into my body
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// obligatory “not calling out a single person individually because I am not involved enough in the game to even understand who this could apply to” qualifier follow-up
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I’ve been here for like 30 seconds and the first thing I see is “Rape Dragon”? What is that? A progressive doom metal band?
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I am now hearing this is actually a very serious matter with a suspect at large
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My mom gave me my phone back so maybe I’ll post here from my gamer chair (it’s actually a wheelchair cuz my legs don’t work no more, but it’s more whimsical to call it a gamer chair).
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