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Go big or go home. Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love. GCA Crew

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Joined August 2011
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Days without being a dick: 000 (No importa cuando leas este tweet)
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🚨🇯🇵 NEW: The Japanese stock markets have switched to fax machines as the global Microsoft outage enters its 12th hour
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Jiraiya is so underrated by fans he easily shutdown Konan like it was nothing😭🔥🔥🔥 I love how his fighting style is so unique and versatile🐐😤
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This scene from Naruto is PEAK FICTION. 🐐 The emotions, the aura, EVERYTHING was perfect! 😭🔥
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Los apodos de las minas: Tati (se llama Tatiana) Los apodos de los hombres:
Replying to @dystorcionado
Falso. Mi amigo, el gordo piñata - a quien le decimos así porque se colgó el día de su cumpleaños - lo hizo con una soga de ferretería, de poco grosor. Y lo hubiera logrado si no lo encontrábamos.
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"Cliches are boring" Me when the anime starts playing the opening in the background during an epic moment:
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“Cliches are boring” me when the characters say “it’s you, it’s always been you” and start kissing
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You're afraid of the pour and the cup can sense it You need to tilt the mug with conviction or it punishes you for your weakness
this is my vent art
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BREAKING: Europe is under a massive cyber attack, with supermarket fridges and freezers in Belgium, Sweden, Luxembourg, Ireland, the Netherlands, Finland and Estonia all hacked today by raising temperatures to up to 50°C, destroying huge quantities of food, per Reuters. "Everything is destroyed," a sales manager in Sweden said, adding that "there has been a cyberattack and all our freezers reached 50 degrees." More than 40 supermarkets in Belgium and Luxembourg were affected. "I only have two words for them: wake up, please, because there's something going on," a store manager in Belgium said. This follows a similar cyberattack last month that hit hundreds of supermarkets in France, raising freezers as high as 80°C and causing major food losses. It also comes after freezers at 6 US military bases mysteriously malfunctioned, spoiling large quantities of food, which the Pentagon is investigating as a suspected cyberattack.
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Esta cuenta se los ha dicho desde el Covid: eviten digitalizarse lo más posible, vivan a la antigüita, no sean inútiles. Importante: resistan toda iniciativa que implique dejar el efectivo. Afortunadamente Méjico es un lugar salvaje y premoderno.
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BREAKING: Elon Musk says robots need more RAM than everything else on Earth
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"Los clichés aburren" Yo cuando los personajes que el prota ha ayudado o conocido en la historia van y lo ayudan en la batalla final
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ola feliz jalowin
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"Los cliches aburren" Yo cuando el protagonista se vuelve a levantar porque carga con los deseos y las voluntades de todos los que le aprecian
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Blessed be the Algorithm for it has brought me it again!
noooooooo I just saw the hardest Darth Vader edit i've ever seen but X auto refreshed the page!!!!!!!!!
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This was one of the best written scenes in the entire series. Absolutely brilliant!
Sometimes, people are so overwhelmed by their present circumstances that they struggle to imagine a future beyond their pain.
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nooo babe I loved the 16 beers you drank it’s just the Jar Jar Binks impression caught me a little off guard that’s all
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jiraiya was just playing around until he realized he wasn’t dealing with one pain… but all six of them. 😭
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Cierren Nintendo, la mejor revelación de género por mucho, los genios hacen esto
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cada vez que enfoquen al profesor x en doomsday
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Cat with a microphone in the Criterion Closet
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