1x Intramural Foosball Champion (16-17) ┇ Professional AirDrop Pundit ┇ Host of #RSHP @BasementSportsN

The Catacombs
Joined October 2009
Let me guess; they wanted Bam Adebayo
VICE PRESIDENT VANCE: "We have tried for 21 hours, but we are returning to the United States without an agreement. The Iranians would not accept our best offer."
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Bam and Giannis just don’t work. You’ve got to consider moving Bam if you’re serious about contending with Giannis.
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Heat go on a 16-4 run after this tweet #LetMeCook
Ok so this Heat team is just flat out bad and Giannis’ body language is getting worse with every game
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Ok so this Heat team is just flat out bad and Giannis’ body language is getting worse with every game
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Half the players Spo is playing in his 9-man rotation will be gone by the deadline
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Bam Adebayo with no offensive bag in year 10
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I think it’s fair to say Erik Spoelstra doesn’t have the sauce anymore
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Calling them the “Dumocrats” and misspelling the word “dumb” in the process is just *chef’s kiss*
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I heard all their snap counts are going to be on the Third Hike
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Somebody’s DPOY 😭 (not mine tho)
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Lawrence J. Kaskon retweeted
RSHP: 2026-2027 Miami Heat Season Preview with @El___Jay, @AlexSheltman, @RickyJMarc, @xHeatLifer, and @hottakeharry! Listen at your leisure using any of the links below. Giannis looked good last night, didn’t he? Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/4tO…
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“We polled 100 people, name something you want to have sex with” “Uncle pussy, Steve!” “U-uncle WHAT?!” *correct dinging noise*
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We’ve got other fanbases screenshotting stat lines 6 minutes into the first quarter We are so back
I’m supposed to be scared of this starting PG
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Netanyahu: Accusing Israel of genocide is the greatest lie of the century
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Holy crap 😂😂😂 he just called them the FART left 😭💨🤢 EPIC ROAST 🔥 @espn can we get this guy on GameDay?! 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 I need to see him pour up a double shot of whisky with Pat McAfee 🥃😂🤞🏻and talk FOOTBALL 🏈 with Kirk Herbstreit and his DOG 🐶❤️
Vance: We need somebody who will fight back against the fart left. Now, you may not have even heard that, but I just called them the fart left, not the far left.
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Just survived a massive tummy ache during a teams meeting
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Has given $24 billion to Israel Gets $2.8 billion back Art of the deal
JUST IN: Trump administration plans a $2,800,000,000.00 weapons sale to Israel, the largest single sale of the munitions in years. — WaPo
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Though reported as a sale, the $2.8 billion package is financed via U.S. Foreign Military Financing grants per reports. U.S. taxpayers fund the purchase of the munitions by Israel from U.S. suppliers. inquirer.com/news/nation-wo… aljazeera.com/news/2026/9/16… state.gov/u-s-security-c…
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NO WAY HAHAHAHAHAHA 😭🤣😭🤣😭😂🤣😂😭🤣 I bet he takes his shirt fully off next! Classic Pat 😂❤️
Pat McAfee had to cut the sleeves off in Austin 🤣
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Just not fair man. I worked with Christian a ton over the last few years and he was the brightest, kindest, and most selfless kid. A rare spark of light taken decades too soon. #LiveLikeSosa
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Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.
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