Laurie

She went straight to accusing him of jealousy. Lady, we're still trying to locate the damn pool!

Most parents threaten to sell their kids to the circus. This dad apparently found a buyer.

😂 The good news? He's helping with the laundry. The bad news? He's about to wash everything at Pink Floyd degrees.

🤣 Breaking news: Local blonde accidentally elects a real estate agent. Housing market expected to improve immediately.

When your doctor stops checking your medical history and starts checking your dating potential. 💀

Good morning ❤️

🤣 Marriage is all about communication. Unfortunately, he communicated something stupid.

😂 She wanted romance. He thought she wanted to mark her territory!

🤣 Some women wake their husbands up for answers. Others just update their relationship status to WIDOW.

😂 Marriage is finding that special someone you want to spend the rest of your life threatening with a frying pan.

Love you all. Sweet dreams ♥️

🤣 He wanted one more drink. She wanted one more round. They were NOT discussing the same activity.

twenty years of marriage, and she's STILL waiting for something to get stiff besides his joints.

🍺 He may be three beers past intelligent, but damn if he didn't make a solid argument.

Chad's been sober for 40 days since 2017. Progress is progress, people!🧉🥂

💀 Not all heroes wear capes. Some unknowingly raise the side dude's kids.

🤣 This is why you should NEVER date someone who might eventually become your doctor!

She's already convicted him, sentenced him, and denied his appeal. Meanwhile, he's still trying to find out the charges.

Some compliments are genuine. Others are just horny thoughts wearing a little tuxedo

Men, sometimes the best thing you can do for your relationship is SHUT THE HELL UP.