Ms Elle 🎂 Sept 16 🎂

Oh, there you are. I was wondering how long it would take you to show up for these.

Trick or treat? Actually, never mind. I only accept treats. But it’s easy to trick you ain’t it?

All I did was point my toes and remove a sock. You’re the one making it a whole event. At least say thank you with Crumbl.

Happy Halloween. Some of you are going to spend the whole day pretending you’re not obsessed with me. Very convincing. Truly.

You really are just a pair of feet away from losing all common sense.

You’re going to spend your entire lunch break staring at my feet, aren’t you? Embarrassing. Carry on.

It’s finally Friday and I’ve already been moving today. Keep me motivated to check my notifications.

Look at this face. Why would you ever think I would take everything from you? I would never . . .

I was literally just taking a bath. You made it weird.

I woke up in a perfectly good mood. Try not to ruin that by being disappointing.

My kindle has finally decided to join its brethren in the afterlife. I need all my beauties to tell me if they would do paperwhite or color? Good little boys can just get the one off my throne. Maybe I’ll put two up.

Some of you are dangerously easy to distract. It’s one of your better qualities.

I’ve spent entirely too much of today being a responsible adult. I would like to be lazy and everything bought for me for the remainder of it, please and thank you.

Imagine trying to have a productive Wednesday when I’m over here doing this. Poor thing.

Good morning to everyone who woke up thinking about me. I have excellent taste in people, apparently.

Some boys send goodnight texts. The smart ones give me something worth smiling at before bed. Don’t let me go to sleep disappointed.

I want a pedicure paid for. I know at least a few of you have spent an embarrassing amount of time admiring the results of the last one. Seems like a fun little way to spoil me.

I bet you’d recognize my soles in a lineup. Freak.

You’re awfully confident for someone who gets nervous when I say his name.

Someone buy my lunch. I’m hungry, busy, and not particularly interested in paying for it myself.