Dad. Husband. #amwriting picture books (#12x12pb), parody songs (@Six13Sings, @ThisShowStinks), etc. ROBERT'S RULES OF KARAOKE now on Kindle. He/Him

Long Island
Joined January 2022
I'm so thrilled to be working with @arsonandhockey to publish my debut picture book, "Mommy's Favorite Medal" with @sunnydaypub. To make it happen, though, I need your help. Any and all contributions, no matter how small, are appreciated! indiegogo.com/projects/mommy…
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Maverick has never had a haircut. His hair is full of bouncy, springy, golden curls. He loves letting it GROW. But when his friend Penelope becomes sick and loses all her hair, he finds a way to help by giving her a most selfless gift. 🧒🏼💖👧🏼 #PB #JoyPit
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A FLY WENT BY × ALLIGATOR SEDER #JoyPit #PB #OWN #Lyrical At Passover, we invite all who are hungry to come and join our Seder feast. But what happens when that includes a 🦒, a 🦆, and a 🐐? The WILDEST Seder you ever saw. The invitation stands: IF YOU'RE HUNGRY, COME AND EAT!
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IT'S NOT THE THREE LITTLE PIGS × ROCKABYE BABY #PB #JoyPit Did you ever wonder who in their right mind would put a baby in a tree? Turns out, there's danger on the ground, but Baby and her friends are up to the challenge. The bottom line is: NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A TREETOP!
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LATKE, THE LUCKY DOG × BIM AND BOM, A SHABBAT TALE #JoyPit #PB #OWN Chutzpah is a little dog with a big attitude (AND appetite), but when his family makes challah, he never gets a taste. He'll try every trick he can, but if they don't work, there'll be NO CHALLAH FOR CHUTZPAH.
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EVERYONE POOPS × BAXTER, THE PIG WHO WANTED TO BE KOSHER #JoyPit #PB Jaden loves seeing Canadian geese in his backyard. His dads...not so much. Jaden's mission: make his house "Canadian enough" to get the geese not to 💩 there. It’s JADEN & THE WILD CANADAIAN GOOSE CHASE.
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VELVETEEN RABBIT × WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE + sports #KidLitPit #PB B-Ball Bear and Little B love being mascots...until they show up for the new season to find their team has moved! A new adventure, new friends, and new games await them, though, in LITTLE B & THE MAGIC STADIUM.
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IT'S NOT THE THREE LITTLE PIGS × ROCKABYE BABY #PB #KidLitPit Did you ever wonder who in their right mind would put a baby in a tree? Turns out, there's danger on the ground, but Baby and her friends are up to the challenge. The bottom line is: NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A TREETOP!
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Emily is thrilled the Tooth Fairy gave her enough money to buy a shark tooth necklace on her class field trip to the aquarium, but when she finds out how many teeth sharks lose, she has LOTS of questions. Like, for starters, CAN THE TOOTH FAIRY SWIM? #KidLitPit #PB #STEM
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EVERYONE POOPS × BAXTER, THE PIG WHO WANTED TO BE KOSHER #KidLitPit #PB Jaden loves seeing Canadian geese in his backyard. His dads...not so much. Jaden's mission: make his house "Canadian enough" to get the geese not to 💩 there. It’s JADEN & THE WILD CANADAIAN GOOSE CHASE.
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VELVETEEN RABBIT × WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE + sports #KidLitPit #PB If mascots weren't just people in costumes, where would they go when their teams moved? Or folded? Or changed names? Two basketball-loving bears are about to find out the answer in LITTLE B & THE MAGIC STADIUM.
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How do you raise a kid who ROCKS!? Gotta start 'em young! B is for Black Sabbath I is for Iron Maiden Q is for Quiet Riot And of course...A IS FOR ANTHRAX (A METALHEAD ABC). #KidLitPit #PB #NF
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How is it already the 1st? #amquerying friends I'm doing it again— 1st of the month #critiquegiveaway! This month is for PB (picture book) authors. To win a FREE query and PB ms critique, like, RT and comment here! Fiction manuscripts up to 1000 words eligible. Good luck!
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Apparently, on this day 13 years ago, I learned @madison_packer_ exists. Two nights ago, I watched her play (and win!) for @PWHL_NewYork.
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My illustrator @arsonandhockey is a badass goalie who designed their own pads! I can't wait to see what they do with my #womenshockey #picturebook "Mommy's Favorite Medal." Still raising money for production costs! indiegogo.com/projects/mommy… #kidlit #icehockey
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IT'S NOT THE THREE LITTLE PIGS × ROCKABYE BABY #PBPitch #humor Did you ever wonder who in their right mind would put a baby in a tree? Turns out, there's danger on the ground, but Baby and her friends are up to the challenge. The bottom line is: NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A TREETOP!
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