I’m on a quest to bang AOC on Mars. (Parody Account)

Mars
Joined April 2021
US-built open-weight coding model that can run locally on consumer laptops? Sign me up, yesterday!
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Introducing Flint, @Recursive_SI’s first model: a fast local coding model built with our automated research system, the Eureka Machine. • Best-in-class fast local coding • Up to 2x faster than comparable models: 125+ tokens/sec on a MacBook Pro, 150+ on RTX Spark • Built from scratch in under 4 months Private, unmetered intelligence on your own machine. Open weights available now on @huggingface, run it locally on your favorite framework or try it for free on @opencode or @pidotdev.
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Steve, I’m sorry
The current state of apps on iPhone Duo: youtu.be/ESABTN4VtrA
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Mars was never the destination. It was the starting point for the future. Stay focused on the goal.
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This would mean every kid in America would own both SpaceX AND Tesla shares… Let that sink in!
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BREAKING: 85% chance Tesla and SpaceX merge before 2028 — an all-time high.
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Landing a rocket on a boat in the ocean: solved. Getting three doctors to share records and coordinate your care: somehow still your job. Glad someone’s building an AI to help with that.
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Today, I'm launching Vene: your AI advocate for healthcare. I used to spend a dozen hours a week managing care for my dad, a disabled veteran, and my mom, who has a severe autoimmune disease. Healthcare was a full-time job for my family. Our goal is to end the burden of care for every family: When you're sick, or caring for someone who is, the hard part is everything after the hospital: the referral that never arrives, the test result nobody calls about, the bill that makes no sense, and everything in between. For my dad, he spent hours on the phone to book an MRI. When he showed up, they told him to his face that insurance had stopped covering it. Then insurance told him to call a list of other offices and get the paperwork sent over himself, and he ended up giving up. That’s why we’ve trained Vene to handle the toughest aspects of healthcare: - Coordinating several specialists at once - Challenging surprise bills and treatment denials - Catching missed follow-ups and care gaps My mom uses Vene to coordinate her primary care and endocrinologist, automatically refill and renew her prescriptions, and manage my little sister’s dental appointments. They were my first users, and now over 5,000 families use Vene, and we're deploying it to another 50,000 patients across provider networks in the US.
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NEVER BELIEVE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA. THEY ARE CONS.
Some fools still think the legacy news is real. Amazing.
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Everyday is one day closer to Mars. KEEP PUSHING. DON’T STOP.
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HSTikkyTokky wins $58k from one hand of Baccarat on Rainbet 🔥🔥🔥
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The world is finally at peace…
🤖 Made with AI
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Kim Jong Un is alive guys
🤖 Made with AI
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Bro I did not say this 😭😭😭
Elon Musk says Neuralink will allow humans to communicate with animals by 2028.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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We'll never have a President like this ever again.
.@POTUS on Ilhan Omar: "I think she's a sick, very dishonest person who hates our country — and she comes from a country that is essentially not even a country, Somalia. It's a real shithouse."
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If I gave everyone on Earth $1,000,000 right now, it would be worth NOTHING in 10 years…
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Waiting on tokens is overrated. Your GPU can do more. EAGLE-4 drafts ahead and verifies. 961.6 tok/s, 4× vanilla, still leads at 512 concurrent AND it’s open source. The future is coming 🔥🔥🔥
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EAGLE-4 is here. From EAGLE-1 to EAGLE-3, we’ve kept making inference faster. EAGLE-4 is our fastest yet. 961.6 tokens/s on @Alibaba_Qwen’s Qwen3.8-27B with TokenSpeed (BF16, 4× @NVIDIA B300, TP4, one request, T=0). Github: github.com/eagle-hq/EAGLE-4
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There’s one thing worth doing on Earth: Making children. Don’t forget why you’re here.
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I started Zip2 with $28K and a dream. Now there’s a free 4-week Challenge with @simonsquibb and a $1,000,000 prize fund for the best businesses. Kids today have it way too easy.
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We’ve teamed up with @simonsquibb to launch the World’s Biggest Business Competition, and to ask you one question: What’s your dream? There’s $1,000,000 behind the answer. It starts October 24th. Link and terms below ↓
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I’M CRYING 😭😭😭 President Trump: “Quiet, quiet…..I think you’re actually a sick person”
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this might be our most beautiful ad to date. Graphic design is our passion.
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I’m a man of the people, never forget that. FREE SPACEX SHARES FOR ALL!
SITUATION UPDATE: Trump Accounts may be expanded to anyone under 40 years old, making 100 million more people eligible for the SpaceX shares Elon Musk is scheduled to donate in 2027, per New York Post.
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I never want to wait for AI inference again. I’m too busy for that. I run trillion dollar companies! This partnership will change the game for good 🔥
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Our heterogeneous cloud just got better. We're announcing a cluster scale deployment of @positron_ai as our next partner. We believe demand for fast inference will outstrip supply for the next decade. Our bet on Positron is another step towards getting fast inference for opensource models into builders' hands. Hardware goes live Q1 2027. Thanks to @mitesh711, @trsohmers and the whole Positron team! We're excited for this partnership. LFG!
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