Geordie. Engineer. DJ. Atheist. Veteran. Not fond of most people. Don't follow me.
Joined March 2026
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Haha, just this. I want to be on my own sometimes. Doesn't mean I don't want to be with someone on others, just not all the time.
The longer you’re single, the harder dating gets…
I like my peace and I don’t want to go to your house on a wed after work, and I don’t want you at mine
but i do miss having a person to do shit with
So naturally, this week in dating apps, I’ve been called a cougar, told distance shouldn’t matter by a guy in Canada because I’m hot, and accused of being AI by a man who texts like AI
Today I made 4 lamb chops and ate 2. Sometimes I’d just like someone to eat the other 2… why the fuck is that so complicated?
Oi, @therealginsters , taking two normal sized sausage rolls, halving them and sticking '4 Sausage Rolls' on the packet isnt fooling anyone.
👇 Oh, the irony
You are a fucking retard. We were massive allies with Russia for most of our history. It is the Uk who we have had to fight multiple wars against. Go to Kiev and help them fight if you think it’s worthwhile.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
US-Russia were formal allies only in WWII (1941-45). Earlier ties were often friendly (Civil War support, Alaska sale) but not massive allies most of history. US fought UK in the Revolutionary War and War of 1812; close allies since.
history.state.gov/countries/russ…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia–Un…
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_18…
And another one @amazon. Why do I bother with Prime? This was a next day delivery item ordered on Wednesday, and now won't be delivered until at least Saturday. #fuckinguseless #thenewevri AND it's been at my local depot all day. #twats
Hey, @easyJet, I understand you wanting to get me to Faro airport early because of passport control issues, but, just stood in bag drop line for ages to be told that it doesn't open for another hour for my flight and to go sit down and wait. Shambles!
Wtf is the point of last couple of minutes of #BBC #MorningLive? My #tvlicence pays for this utter drivel .... for how much longer though?
If you even think of voting #reform at a general election, excuse me for thinking you're a bit thick.
The two main terrestrial channels, #itv and #bbc1, at prime time on a Saturday night, and we have #TheBox , and #CelebrityInnerCircle . No wonder people by the thousands are refusing to cough up a licence fee for this utter drivel.
I'm sure most of the cases on #ripoffbritain are down to the complainers ignorance or stupidity. Today - ripped passport at check in, refused boarding, @Ryanair s fault. Put the wrong surname down on a holiday, @TUIUK s fault. 🤷
