Please sign my petition to change “Professor Quirrell” to “Professor Quirl” because the spelling bothers me less
How did Miranda go from the funniest, realest, unforgiving, sarcastic and clever bad bitch… to the literal fucking worst?
Hey @peacock, maybe with all these tech layoffs you can hire a fuuuuuucking UX/UI team for your mobile app
You mean to tell me it’s been 44 days on the island and NO ONE has hooked up yet? Based on the back stories they’re all clearly single or about to be. @losttvseries
Grocery store carts ranked:
1. Stacked double basket cart
2. Hand basket
3. Carrying 17 items with my arms
4. Big stupid cart
I really really like the new movie She Said. But it might be because it reminds me of how fucking much love Spotlight. @lauriecrosswell
The Harry and Megan documentary was way too long with way too little pay-off. I think they were edging us?
