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Emily Fellows

@Em_Fellows

Mind games and sarcasm

 Southampton
Joined August 2010
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Hey @AirbnbHelp - if you’re going to take a deposit whether or not the booking has been confirmed, then allow the property owners the right to cancel, why the hell is the deposit not automatically refunded. We should not have to be arranging this with @Klarna ourselves!!!!
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Looking like @fedex uk delivery driver stole my husband’s birthday present then lied and said it was delivered. Doorbell camera footage shows it was not delivered. Fun times!
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Replying to @nationalrailenq
@nationalrailenq not sure if this is you, but maybe you can point me elsewhere. According to these guys it’s fine to block our whole road in Southampton for 15+ minutes while loading after rail repairs, despite there being parking spaces available. Only moved when I took photos.
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Replying to @McDonaldsUK
@McDonaldsUK no Halloween squishmallow with my son’s happy meal. We got a 2022 DC super pets toy ☹️
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Replying to @CrossCountryUK
@CrossCountryUK any chance of not keeping your engine on for an hour directly outside residential houses? I can feel the diesel being pumped directly into my lungs.
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Dear #WhiskySanta please can you put @theginkitchen The Ginger Cat Gin from @MasterOfMalt under my tree this year? I’ve been very good
If I get kidnapped I want this to be the photo of me sent to the press/police
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Nice to hear that the Arcadia sounded its fog horn all the way into dock from 5:45 this morning despite there being no fog or rain. Thanks @pandocruises for the lack of sleep
I’m tired. And sad. And really fucking tired. And fuck it - I can’t be arsed to arrange my birthday next month. My celebration will be eating cake in my pyjamas and going to bed at 9
Literally cannot wait to see this get tagged by grafiti artists on its opening day. Maybe time and effort would be better spent on keeping sewage out of our waterways. Except Royston approves of pumping raw sewage into the Solent.
Royston Smith (@Royston_Smith) profile pictureRoyston Smith@Royston_Smith4 Aug 2022
Brilliant to see @SouthamptonFC supporting the Spitfire particularly when the @spirit_spitfire is making so much progress towards a lasting memorial in the Spitfire’s hometown of Southampton. We would welcome all the support @RoyalAirForce can give the project.
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@_Clyse happiest of birthdays to you!
Having dinner with my four year old solo, as @MattFellows is out for the evening. We are having crispy skinned salmon with broccoli in a cream sauce and steamed edamame, apparently. I assume as he set the menu he will also be cooking this
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He did not. He also ate all his crispy salmon skin and all my crispy salmon skin. I won’t even describe what it’s like to share tapas with him, but if you value your fingers you don’t make a grab for the prawns or calamari.
Ecclestone demonstrating the level of wealth and privilege where you are such a batshit narcissist that your moral compass is completely screwed news.sky.com/story/bernie-ec…
Top two bugs of today’s walk.
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Lovely constant ringing noise on the 1735 to Portsmouth harbour from Bath. @GWRHelp providing free tinnitus to customers
The prize for worst ‘person’ and biggest pile of unfeeling cold-hearted trash today goes to @Edwina_Currie, although it was a close fought contest in the tories. Congratulations Edwina! It’s difficult to inspire such hatred, whilst appearing completely aloof but you nailed it.
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My cat likes to sleep in the doorway when I’m working to ensure I can’t escape the room without giving her a fuss
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Urgh. Glinner making himself out to be the tragic defender of women. Maybe he can write a shitty melodrama about it, and Laurence Fox can star in it, and then the whole shitshow can be screened by ITV2 and then they can fuck off and I won’t have to hear from them again.
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