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Em Swanson

@Em___

Editor/writer | Nagi stan account | Clumsy broad | 🛼 | “It’s just Simpsons all the way down”

 Sydney, Australia
instagram.com/ecswanson
Joined July 2009
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Sophie Ellis-Bextor in 2001
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lana schwartz@_lanabelleApr 28
the internet is forever unless you wrote an article for a website in 2015
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B. Gates@BGatesTweeeetsApr 4
Jamiroqui is the hat. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's monster.
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The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
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New guy: ( gets stuck in the tar) Me: (up to my neck in tar) welcome to the tar my man !
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Huge day yesterday for people who fell in love with Oasis and made it their whole personality approx. 3 months after the band’s final show here in 2005
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It’s like every day we get a new masterpiece
mr. joshua (@pants) profile picturemr. joshua
@pants11 Oct 2025
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Bob Vylan@BobbyVylan1 Jul 2025
Silence is not an option.
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Triple feature: Fargo, Chicago, Doctor Zhivago
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Returning to this hellhole of a site each day just to see what @pants will post
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@pants15 May 2025
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brent@murrman51 Oct 2019
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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A screenshot from The Simpsons showing Lionel Hutz speaking to the Simpson family with the text: “Mr Simpson, don’t you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn’t on, but I think I got the gist of it”.

ALT A screenshot from The Simpsons showing Lionel Hutz speaking to the Simpson family with the text: “Mr Simpson, don’t you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn’t on, but I think I got the gist of it”.

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@alz_zyd_2 Jan 2025
Replying to @alz_zyd_
Personally, I read a bunch of classics in high register in college. I guess it was fun. I recently ChatGPT'd Aristotle into readable English, finished it around 5x as fast as a translation, and felt I got the main gist of things. idk does the pain incurred actually teach much?
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I feel like I just met a celebrity
A carrot with what looks like two legs next to a bag of imperfect carrots. The bag is labelled “Crazy Carrots” and there’s a carrot with a cartoon face and limbs saying “The Odd Bunch”.

ALT A carrot with what looks like two legs next to a bag of imperfect carrots. The bag is labelled “Crazy Carrots” and there’s a carrot with a cartoon face and limbs saying “The Odd Bunch”.

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Spotify Wrapped really said “anyway, here’s Wonderwall”
A screenshot of Spotify showing a “Your Music Videos” playlist where the first song is “Wonderwall” by Oasis.

ALT A screenshot of Spotify showing a “Your Music Videos” playlist where the first song is “Wonderwall” by Oasis.

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A neighbour noticed one of my front headlights was out and gave it a hit like the Fonz on a jukebox and got it going again
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Shat summer
A lime green toilet cubicle door that matches the colour of Charli XCX’s album Brat.

ALT A lime green toilet cubicle door that matches the colour of Charli XCX’s album Brat.

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maia@iWH1TELIM010 Sep 2024
not now oasis mania 😭😭😭
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@OasisMania10 Sep 2024
Liam Gallagher and Dave Grohl at the O2 Arena, London 2024
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JP@jpbrammer4 Sep 2024
turned my music off on the subway to overhear an argument
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Beautiful day to be reminded of this and trick myself into believing that THIS reunion rumour will be different to all the others
Em Swanson (@Em___) profile pictureEm Swanson@Em___26 Aug 2019
Hi hello all my dreams came true and I interviewed Liam Gallagher and I somehow got through it without telling him his picture is still on my childhood bedroom wall???
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Kinda wild how the song of the summer is Len’s “Steal My Sunshine” for a 26th consecutive year.
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