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In my thirties, so thirties, flirty & thriving 😂

UK
Joined May 2009
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Emily Shave retweeted
M&S have wiped the floor with John Lewis in the Christmas advert wars this year. John Lewis might as well take the decorations down and go home. This isn’t just a Christmas advert. This is an M&S Christmas advert. 🎄
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I don't know who did this, but BRAVO! 👏🏻🤣 @JohnLewisRetail
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Not a fan at all of the @JohnLewisRetail Christmas advert. Very disappointing, didn’t feel a connection and just seemed like spoiled kids not getting what they want.
The 2026 John Lewis Christmas advert has launched, featuring a classic Rolling Stones cover by Sam Fender. What are your thoughts on this years ad? 🎄🐶
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Keep seeing posts about making a 3 day survival kit. Mine will include wine, chocolate & crisps 😂
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Two Years in a row Amy is out first... When will this girl catch a break? 😩 #Strictly
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Physically and mentally exhausted but I’m still wide awake! 😩
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Mistrial because 1 emotional male cant apply the law award.
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Emily Shave retweeted
If my 3 children were m*rdered, and the alleged k*ller was on trial. I would damn sure be in that courtroom. NOT laughing and joking with my current pregnant wife while walking through NYC. You cannot convince me that Patrick Clancy cares about losing those children.
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Patrick Clancy testified early then was barred from court as a sequestered witness. He remarried Rachel Danis April 2026; reports confirm no children, pregnancy unverified. He founded Heard Foundation and kids' memorial playground. patriotledger.com/story/news/cou… heardwithlove.org/about oxygen.com/crime-news/pat… hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-…
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£22 for a meal and drink in nandos now and you get half a portion of chips just thrown on your plate 🙃
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Hate not being able to sleep 😴
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It’s midnight I’m wide awake and hungry
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Some alarm has been going off for the past hour. No sign of fire or smoke could be a house alarm but it’s driving me nuts I just want to sleep!
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Emily Shave retweeted
🤣Agreed. Well said @WayneRooney 👏👏👏
Wayne Rooney on the half-time show: “I thought it was crap” National hero 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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When people say it’s good to cry. But it just feels like that’s all you do.
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It’s 1:30am and I’m wide awake but so tired 😴
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1 hour delay sleep for another hr then 😴
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I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision. I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years. I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Emily Shave retweeted
Even Graham Norton was like “thank fuck for that” #Eurovision
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Replying to @RaiderJosh7
“What the hell” Graham Norton 2026
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Emily Shave retweeted
Graham Norton on Eurovision - "Harry styles called. He wants his trousers back" 🤣🤣🤣
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