coffee mover. mom. yoga. weightlifting. baker of breads. pens & stickers. bullet journals. she/her
Oregon, USA
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There are not many people who follow me on this bird app, so I am sure that this tweet will get lost in the abyss. But, for anyone paying attention I want to share a very special holiday gift with you, my best ever cinnamon rolls. You can keep this, or share it. Or pass it by. 🧵
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
Find you someone who looks at you the way Justice Gorsuch looks at cert. petitions involving tribal sovereignty.
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
The President and his cronies have been touting that they brought the cost of your Thanksgiving meal down 25% this year. So I went and bought the meal to see if that was true.
The verdict? Trump lied.
Honestly, MTG’s posts have become such a breath of fresh air. This is what patriotism looks like.
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
Trump and Walmart are posting that Walmart’s Thanksgiving promo price is cheaper, so groceries must cost less.
Let’s put this into even more perspective:
2024 Menu:
Turkey and gravy, sweet Hawaiian rolls, corn, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, sweet potato casserole, mashed potatoes, cornbread dressing, pecan pie, pumpkin pie with whipped topping.
2025 Menu:
Turkey and gravy, GV dinner rolls, green bean casserole, cranberries, Stove Top stuffing, GV carrots, GV corn, GV mac and cheese, mashed potatoes, pumpkin pie.
Yea…Of course it’s cheaper. Trump and Walmart think you deserve less. And that you’re too stupid to know it.
This shows how out of touch people are. Ive tried to Suzy-Homemaker everything from scratch and it just isn’t cost efficient. If you work and have a family, premade items save $$ and time. Time can be turned into more $$ with extra shifts or a side hustle. Poor people aren’t dumb
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
Not one idiot at Trump’s party last night understands the theme of “the great Gatsby”????
The lavish lifestyle of the rich in full swing with the backdrop of the poor and declining economy leading to the Great Depression?
Seriously? 😒
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
This is what yall need to be doing instead of just putting an iPad in front of them and going on about your business.
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
Tyler Robinson’s classmate speaks out.
Worth watching.
Less than a minute long.
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
[Warning: Non-real estate post]
At this truly awful moment, would ask everyone to keep in mind that our adversaries are actively working, here and on other social media platforms, to further inflame the political divisions in our society.
You *definitely* should not assume that some horrific post from a random anon account is actually from a fellow citizen.
(For what it's worth, the vast, vast majority of Americans with whom I have ever come in contact are basically decent human beings.)
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
Michelle Burnette's 41 kg snatch from the 2025 VIRUS Weightlifting Series 2 in Fort Worth 🤩🏋️♀️
My colleague found a whole forum post where people are debating my coffee roasting theories. It’s wild to read it. Even wilder that they don’t think I’m crazy. 😂
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
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I believe there is growing evidence, that the White House is covering up the fact that Donald Trump has been dealing with TIA strokes.
AND that he likely had a more significant ischemic stroke this week.
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
RFK jr is a gorilla brained quack who thinks health is measured by who has the manliest bench press
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
Me not saying cookies solve all problems, but have you tried cookies?
Agreed. @chefjoseandres deserves the @NobelPrize for his work of feeding people in war zones.
🪷🪷🪷emily 🪷🪷🪷☕️ 🏋️♂️ 🖊️ retweeted
It's actually kind of funny to me that someone convinced a huge number of white boys they needed to look like alcoholic minor league baseball pitchers
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