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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
Having left me alone for the best part of a year, finance has queried three of my receipts from August. That spa day was thinking time. I'm heading up there right now.
Very hot drinks may damage the food pipe and increase cancer risk bbc.in/4xVjrOf
Literally crying 😂 it's a fucking dog kennel 🤣
We’re trialling a calm space at Ealing Broadway station for four weeks 💙
From today, you’ll find a quieter space for customers who may benefit from a calmer environment during their journey.
What we learn from the trial will help us understand how we can make our network more accessible and inclusive.
Planning a visit? Find out more info: madeby.tfl.gov.uk/2026/09/04…
Mister Manzini is threatening to make his "Bank Holiday Hot" this weekend. A culinary invention of his own devising, The Bank Holiday Hot aka The Maharajah's Revenge is a curry so brutal it has to be served in bowls made from the same material as the re-entry tiles on the side
of space shuttles. Grown men have been reduced to tears by the speed and violence of the eruption and subsequent pyroclastic arse-flow, destroying everything in its path. Serving suggestions include a priest performing last rites and a fire extinguisher and I am fairly certain
Full line-up and I appreciate Sunday looks a bit light on support but Detroit Slag Explosion (formerly The East Detroit Slag Explosion) will be performing their now legendary Four Hour Funkathon in its entirety.
I don't care, the robot stays.
'Take That's giant 60ft tour robot' spooks locals bbc.in/4fwHOLw










