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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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Having left me alone for the best part of a year, finance has queried three of my receipts from August. That spa day was thinking time. I'm heading up there right now.
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Literally crying 😂 it's a fucking dog kennel 🤣
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Mister Manzini is threatening to make his "Bank Holiday Hot" this weekend. A culinary invention of his own devising, The Bank Holiday Hot aka The Maharajah's Revenge is a curry so brutal it has to be served in bowls made from the same material as the re-entry tiles on the side
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of space shuttles. Grown men have been reduced to tears by the speed and violence of the eruption and subsequent pyroclastic arse-flow, destroying everything in its path. Serving suggestions include a priest performing last rites and a fire extinguisher and I am fairly certain
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the Bank Holiday Hot invalidates the Manzini Acres thatch insurance. I did try a spoonful Good Friday and the only way I can describe it is like Satan came in my mouth. I think we can all agree, nobody wants that on a bank holiday weekend, so I'm doing a Pasanda for the ladies.
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Not happy that Wank Mag are so low down the itinerary
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Yurt and a hand-job.
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Where are the VIP packages?
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Full line-up and I appreciate Sunday looks a bit light on support but Detroit Slag Explosion (formerly The East Detroit Slag Explosion) will be performing their now legendary Four Hour Funkathon in its entirety.
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The festival season is not over yet.
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They catch him and they say he's mental.
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Glitter everywhere.
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It's raining 👍 yay.
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I don't ask questions.
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Some flower show bollocks is it.
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Wednesday innit.
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Monday.
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The London Illustrated News.
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