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I will be traveling to Nigeria to meet the two CHURCH RATS I saw in one Nigeria clip last week.
Nishawahi date hawa wasichana wa spiritual psychosis sasa huyu element yake ilikuwanga chumvi bwana,tulikuwa tunaamka asubuhi the first thing tunafanya ni kusprinkle chumvi kwa hewa tukizipea intention zetu, after that tunakunywa maji ya chumvi for breakfast 🥲, adi maji ya kuoga ilikuwa lazima tuweke chumvi eihh chumvi yenye ilikuwa inamaliza 5 years kwangu tulikuwa tunamaliza na siku mbili, alafu sasa tukienda out ilikuwa lazima tutembee na chumvi kwa mfuko Ati Tunattract goodluck🥲mzae wake alimtafutia scholarship Switzerland nikapumua🥲🥲
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Goodmorning taxpayers, I'm recruiting new followers. Salary ni vibes, benefits ni tweets. Apply by dropping dem handos.. 😭😂
Mimi kila time KCSE ikiwa around inanihaunt Sana juu tuu ya ndoto niliota bwana, I was very bright student sikuwa nakosa top 3 in a national school unajua hio ni automatically an A student, sasa siku yenye ilikuwa the next day niamkie maths Paper A niliota ndoto ingine mbaya Ati nafanya swali na sipati majibu, alafu nilikuwa nastruggle na nasweat Ile mbaya, the next day kufika exam room eihh, the dream was entirely true bwana hakuna shiet nilikuwa naona by the time wanasema time is up nilikuwa nimefanya section A pekee 🥲🥲hivyo ndio sike ya kufanya hio exam yote iliisha and the rest is history 🥲
Day 34 asking for any vacant job or volunteer in eldoret am ready to send my cv
@HonOscarSudi
Niko hapa kwa video call na mama amechangamka, she is very happy to see me ananitwerkia akipika mi namwangalia Tu nikiforce smile hapa na pale deep down nafikiria Tu venye nitatoa block nimpee the life she deserves because currently she is settling for less, hata hii chwani ya sapa ni ye amenitumia🥲
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Harry Kane winning the Ballon d’Or this year might genuinely be one of the most honest things they’ve ever done
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🚨BREAKING: Probability for winning the 2026 Ballon d’Or
•ERLING HALAND 10%
•LAMINE YAMAL 27%
•HARRY KANE 30%
•KYLIAN MBAPPE 5… love
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Kuna talking stage niko sahii na naona things are getting much serious buana. Na ujue i lied about almost everything. Hapa sijui itakuaje 🥲
Bwana nikiwa highschool kuna time Fulani nilisneak kuenda kutafuta milayas to a nearby town kutu ilikuwa imenitandika akili haifanyi mwalimu wa maths anafunza loci mi nafikiria ngono tu, nikafika town vizuri nilikuwa nimejipanga na kichele bwana milayas wa kwanza kuona ndio nilipita nayo Mimi after kumaliza kitendo ndio nashtuka kuona milayas ikiita Jina yangu kuangalia kumbe ni mwalimu wetu wa CRE eihh sijawahishtuka hivo tukabaki hapo tumeangaliana bwana, hapa sasa ilikuwa ni win win situation ikabidi tunyamazie hio story 😂😂😂













