Credits to @kennedy_annaf

when carl gate crashed the army wedding,threw chas over his shoulder,tore the brides dress,dropped chas,chas softened his fall

Aaron: Did you get my text? Jackson: What, the one that said I was well out of order and you hope I get Bird Flu?...Yeah.

Jebbie

Kerry to French cyclist: Voulez-vous couche avec moi? Bob: I think you just asked him if he wanted to sleep with you

"I've fallen in love with you, and I've tried to be strong, but I can't keep hiding how I feel" "You fucking what mate"- or near enough

Remember when there were actually scenes at the vets and web the three of them actually spoke yeah same

"Can't you just open t'door and chuck sweets at them?" "Never have children Vanessa"

"See you got that from your mother then, she used to shop round the corner and all"

@sleuthstress it has to be the best line ever spoken by anyone 😂👍

"I am INDESTRUCTIBLE" *Dies*

"The pizza delivery guy thinks I have a very sexy voice"

"I've seen rougher grannies"

Girl- "You don't fancy a drink do you?" Cain-*looks her up & down* "Eh..........*pauses*........no."

When Marlon was unsure of how to propose to Laurel so Paddy showed him how to do it

Remember when Vanessa burnt the bacon yeah same Moral of the story is never let Vanessa cook

"All guns blazing!" *evil stares* "Oh"

"I don't sing in the shower because singing leads to dancing and dancing leads to slipping"