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I often mistype “thank you” as “thabk you” and when people mention it, I tell them it’s a meme
it’s not a meme
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Catholic should give Catholic awards to Catholics. There are so many to choose from
Catholic should name buildings after people who are canonized. There are so many to choose from.
Catholics should evangelize non Catholics. There are so many to choose from.
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Mike Schur and Amy Poehler collaborating on two sitcoms that start with a big hole in the ground
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One of the nicest things you can do for your wife is throw stuff out
I think a lot of people assume it "can't hurt" to keep something, but it can and it does! Too much stuff is actively bad for your wellbeing
Daisy likes to scream “CAFWICK CHUWCH” while we drive around Pittsburgh so I will do a Pavlovian sinners prayer. she is also trying this when we drive by a McDonald’s and I usually get through half the sign of the cross before I realize
chimney guy came to our house and was really good at his job and seemed friendly. Told me he just had his first kid. I told him “no matter what anyone tells you, they are the best, it’s just the best” and he was like wow, you’re the first person who didn’t try to give advice lol
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me and the boys asking the Blessed Mother for more rizz, call it aura pro nobis
my kids slept in this morning and have all taken long naps this afternoon…we have the plague don’t we?
Angelina (9m) is the worst sleeping baby I have ever had but she smiles at you every time you look at her so it really evens out
my best catholic parenting hack is having a priest relative.
“Why can’t we come back from Heaven”
“How can God be his own father and his own son”
“What is grace”
idk dawg ask Uncle Anthony 😇😇😇
spiritual question: do you think “self-control” and “discipline” are the same or different concepts?
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Making him work from.tbe hospital? He really is the american pope





















