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It ain’t ur birthday if you don’t hit 100mph at least once.

Some days it feels like I’ve got covid. Other days it feels like covids got me.

It took two months but I’ve finally mastered the French press. Fear me mortals!

Got a piece of wearable technology and it’s really cool because now I can see my heartbeat in real time as I undergo major panic attacks.

Gonna start a show called “the good boy” and it’s gonna be about a crime fighting dog priest that doesn’t play by any rules except the lords.

Quarantines got me watching the encroaching flood like its an Olympic event.

If a movie doesn’t have a stereotypical intensely action/emotional packed opening sequence followed by a 6 months later title card, then I’m not even sure what you’re watching can be considered a movie at all.

My landlords are having the tree in front of my house cut down and now I’m sad because all my neighbors will be able to see me constantly be a degenerate.

The ice cream man is out here killing it. Just made my entire block flock out of our respective holes.

Our boy @realnebs put out a new tune today!!!

Noon, may 12th. A Chicago nurse has just finished their rounds. They walk to the window to press their exhausted, maskless face on the window. Sighing, they hear the sound of several war machines fly by. A smile creeps on their face as they think, “thank god they honored me”.

I think the only time I’ve felt judged all quarantine is when I walked out of jewel with two 30 racks at noon on a Monday.

The person on Apple support said I was the best customer they’ve had all day. Made me happy. Make sure you’re being nice to everyone still even in these trying times :)

Kinda upset I never got to experience the thrill of secretly juuling in the highschool bathroom.

Doing a thing on Instagram live this Friday :))

So it was all a big April’s fools hoax wasn’t it? Can we leave our house now?

If it wasn’t for covid I would have assumed the people walking into their house with 7 gallons of bleach just killed someone.

I feel like I’ve been training for this social isolation for the past 5 years #coronaday28