THIS USER IS UNHINGED.

So I was at Raveoween when I spotted the silhouette of someone who looked like one of my dear mutuals on here. However, I considered the possibility that he might be inebriated, so I didn’t want to interrupt his dancing by tapping him. Instead, I opened my Notes app, typed out my name and handle, asked if he was ABC, and attached a picture of my profile for context. This absolute barbarian took my phone, read through the note and, in the next second, threw my phone feet away. He then adjusted his glasses and continued dancing like nothing had happened. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I picked up my phone, only to discover that the screen had taken a hit, and just decided to go into calm mode. Because seriously, was that level of aggression necessary? Who raised you? Now, guess what? HE WASN’T EVEN THE PERSON I WAS LOOKING FOR! And clearly, somewhere in that tiny corner of his conscience, he knew he’d fucked up because minutes later, he walked up to ask me, “What do you mean by that?” WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN? ARE YOU PARTIALLY BLIND? DID YOU NOT JUST READ A NOTE WITH A NAME, A HANDLE AND A FUCKING PICTURE? I just ignored him and stepped out for air. Sick, uncivilised idiot.

Halloween ‘26 💛

‘IT: WELCOME TO DERRY’ has released a new special episode as a Halloween surprise. Titled “A Story of Derry,” the episode takes place hundreds of years before Pennywise. Now streaming on HBO Max.