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One day I hope to make jokes on this website again, but it’s been a weird couple of months nytimes.com/2026/04/24/style…
I wrote this essay about how I haven't had a place to live for an entire year. Unrelated: If anyone knows of any one-bedrooms opening up in North Brooklyn, please send 'em my way
After spending 20 years building a home around one person, I was forced to find roommates — and, eventually, myself. thecut.com/article/my-year-l…
My favorite family bit is when we were kids and my sisters and I got hyper around bedtime, my mom would get frustrated and say, "Ok, I think it's quiet time in the house" and then my dad would start yelling, "IT'S QUIET TIME IN THE HOUSE!"
Hey sorry @Drake I was going through a hefty divorce last year so I missed our birthday plans but there’s a slice of key lime pie with our names on it at the NYC Margaritaville…one fork ;)
Got legitimately jump scared by a scarecrow decoration today, which left me doing some serious reflection…I am no better than a crow
My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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“Top or bottom,” you ask. And I get excited because I think you’re talking about bunk beds. But when we get back to your place, there are no bunk beds. There are no bunk beds at all
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Id be a worthless deadbeat bee bro Id be in the hive all day playing with my stingaling
Asking someone “fuck marry kill” but not giving them a category, just wondering which one they’d like to do to me
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One time I made eye contact with a homeless guy so I said “Hey how’s it going” and he said “Not too good im homeless.”
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[on a first date]
so what are your favorite songs about the boys being back in town
“People you may know” tab on Instagram is just a bunch of dudes I’ve hooked up with. Yeah I know that guy. In the biblical sense
