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Erin Markey

@ErinMarkey

those who know whales know me as a giant gentle. I make shows and act/sing.

 Brooklyn, NY
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Joined March 2009
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John Early@bejohnce15 Mar 2024
Girls5eva season 3 has dropped on Netflix. Here’s @ErinMarkey as my wife 👄
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i never want to regret the time i spent logging into my accounts
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Did Geraldo Rivera send out a press release about boating the Erie Canal or did journalists just clamor
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End times got me like “I love you”
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Do you really ain’t got no stress
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Can tornados not
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Champagne carpet: She could be a farmer in those clothes
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I wrote this song with my friend butterfinger #AcademyAwards
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Thank you World War One for the opportunity #AcademyAwards
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The most haunting words anybody ever punished me with are “there are twenty four hours in a day”
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Every chapter is titled with a city followed by a zip code in the book Jason Priestley: A Memoir
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First time doing a fartlek to Kurt Weill
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A lollipop is a speed trap
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I want to play Prism Suze in the biopic
suzeormanshow (@SuzeOrmanShow) profile picturesuzeormanshow
@SuzeOrmanShow12 Feb 2023
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I’m as jealous as Alice B Toklas and as arrogant as Gertrude Stein and as focused as M3gan
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And as horny as Esther Perel
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I have two things on my mind: 1. The Atlantic toilet plume article 2. Dylan’s dad dying by car bomb (Beverly Hills 90210)
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Hahahahhaha
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Seducing my chihuahua into eating probiotics I’ve sprinkled into his primal chicken nuggets. Thät’s Dazs.
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@HaagenDazs_US26 Jan 2023
There's no one definition of luxury. There's no one place to find it. But when you do, Thät's Dazs.

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I was a chinese spy balloon
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