@EscapeTheLab

Biotech vet helping scientists advance. Investing and building side biz to quit a 9-5. Occasional foolishness. @arsenal

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Joined March 2026
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If you: -want to do science as a career -want to do research in HS/college -want postgrad jobs -want to go, or are in grad school -want to Escape The Lab Follow me for career growth tips. I’m a biotech vet who posts about science, careers, investing, side hustling, & more.
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If you stumble getting to your seat after the bus starts moving you’re not yet a real public transit head 😤
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Never Goon
@NeverGoonAug 17
You are supposed to lose it all and get it back that’s called prestige
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Odegaard’s dummy turned a 0.83(xG) chance into a 0.99(xG) chance
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Garcia
@GarciaCapAug 12
Turns out I didn’t need therapy I just needed my portfolio to crush it this month
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🚨 EXCL : Arsenal Football Club have personal terms agreed in principle with Vinicius Junior. Roc Nation will go armed into negotiations with Real Madrid with a monstrous offer from the English Champions…….over to you Vinicius Junior. Story W/ @MrArsenicTM
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Bachelor party in Montreal and 9/10 have work laptops (not me), what are we doing here man society needs a reset
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You can actually leave early from your corporate job without repercussions if you crack an elite joke while you’re packing up in your cubicle. Few understand
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Martinelli loves an extra time goal
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SPECIAL STRIKE. WE LEAD 1-0 🔥🔥🔥🔥
AFC Bournemouth 🍒
@afcbournemouthMay 19
JUNIOR KROUPI. WOWWWWW.
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Bd@irB@ll
@Bd_irB_llMay 10
Very very obviously the right decision. Psych ward to anyone that argues it
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It won’t matter if I, my partner, my sister, my siblings have a house. If my best friend has one, that’s our house. It’s where we’ll crash after a bar crawl. It’s where i’ll move a couch for a bud light. Its where i’ll sleep on the floor. It’s whatever
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Everyone is a genius in a bull market, guess I am too #IREN Need to revise all my exit conditions and stops today for my portfolio in any case
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Replying to @kevinxu
44 cb, think we see 60 next week 🚀
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Arsenal
@ArsenalMay 5
BIG GOAL!! Saka pounces to give us the lead from close range 🤩 🔴 1-0 🔵 (45)
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Fridays are for erasing a few draft beers and texting every male friend in my contact list asking if they had a good week 💯
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Finally cresting the 70k mark in my taxable - 7% towards the goal 😷. $HOOD $SOFI and $UUUU still my biggest losers, but everything go up I guess
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Can’t hit the rack without organizing all the plates smh
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This is what people in biotech do with AI Emails, meetings, presentations.. And you think there’s nothing innovative you can do to differentiate yourself? Automate everything, build tools, and watch your salary and career path advance, all while your lab time goes to zero
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8:56 AM is the peak time to get to work. You look great for being “early”. You get time to set up for the day while mogging latecomers. First dibs on coffee. Timewasting by chatting with ppl getting coffee. You’ve burned the clock to 9:43 and become a bastion of office culture
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Didn’t get to watch the Arsenal game today so I get to just be pissed off with no context
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