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𝔼soteric 𝔹ailiwick

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I have been cursed to work on a team who thinks and acts like me
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Very very excited for LCD Soundsystem tonight!
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Partying like it’s 2019
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How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?
De La Soul (@WeAreDeLaSoul) profile pictureDe La Soul@WeAreDeLaSoul3 Mar 2023
De La Soul catalog streaming everywhere now! linktr.ee/wearedelasoul #delasoul #thankyoudave
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This is how the #ravens get back to defensive excellence
Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) profile pictureBleacher Report
@BleacherReport10 Jan 2023
Roquan Smith has agreed to a five-year, $100M deal with $60M in guarantees, per @rapsheet, making him the highest-paid off-ball linebacker in the NFL Smith represented himself throughout negotiations
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De La Soul (@WeAreDeLaSoul) profile pictureDe La Soul@WeAreDeLaSoul3 Jan 2023
Alexa, what's the magic number. Full catalog release 3.3.2023 #delasoul @amazonmusic
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Walking through a winter wonderland
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I am prepping by reviewing last year’s efforts. This is much more amazing #AdventOfCode
Eric Wastl (@ericwastl) profile pictureEric Wastl@ericwastl21 Nov 2022
Someone went through every #AdventOfCode puzzle and categorized them by CS topic: reddit.com/r/adventofcode/co…
From the adventofcode community on Reddit: 350 Stars: A Categorization and Mega-Guide

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I feel seen
Mig Greengard 🇺🇸🇦🇷 (@chessninja) profile pictureMig Greengard 🇺🇸🇦🇷
@chessninja15 Nov 2022
After 50, you can’t just bend over to pick something up off the floor, all casual like. You need a *strategy*.
Nice bit of synchronicity today. Ladytron’s “Destroy Everything You Touch” was playing as I ran ‘terraform destroy’
I had a dream last night where I was assembling some furniture. During the process nothing made sense and after I finished, I realized the furniture was worthless. Well, time to go to my day job on this software project.
I happen to be writing a troubleshooting guide today. Thanks!
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@b0rk14 Sep 2022
a debugging manifesto
a debugging manifesto 1. inspect, don't squash try to fix the bug (crossed out) understand what happened (yes, smiley faces and stars) 2. check your assumptions person (thinking): "wait, how do I know that's true?" 3. being stuck is temporary person (thinking): "I will never figure this out!" ... 2 minutes later.... person (thinking): "well, I haven't tried X..." 4. don't go it alone person (speaking to other person): "hey, have you seen this problem before?" 5. trust nobody and nothing person (thinking): this library can't be buggy... OR CAN IT??? 6. there's always a reason computer: "computers are always logical, even when it doesn't feel that way" 7. build your toolkit person (holding toolkit): "wow, the CSS inspector makes debugging SO MUCH EASIER" 8. it can be an adventure person (talking, with cute bug next to them): "you wouldn't BELIEVE the weird bug I found" by @b0rk @omarieclaire, more like this at https://wizardzines.com

ALT a debugging manifesto 1. inspect, don't squash try to fix the bug (crossed out) understand what happened (yes, smiley faces and stars) 2. check your assumptions person (thinking): "wait, how do I know that's true?" 3. being stuck is temporary person (thinking): "I will never figure this out!" ... 2 minutes later.... person (thinking): "well, I haven't tried X..." 4. don't go it alone person (speaking to other person): "hey, have you seen this problem before?" 5. trust nobody and nothing person (thinking): this library can't be buggy... OR CAN IT??? 6. there's always a reason computer: "computers are always logical, even when it doesn't feel that way" 7. build your toolkit person (holding toolkit): "wow, the CSS inspector makes debugging SO MUCH EASIER" 8. it can be an adventure person (talking, with cute bug next to them): "you wouldn't BELIEVE the weird bug I found" by @b0rk @omarieclaire, more like this at https://wizardzines.com

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Get it wrong the first time… I like that
Allen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub (@allenholub) profile pictureAllen Holub. https://linkedIn.com/in/allenholub@allenholub1 Sep 2022
"Getting it right the first time" is waterfall-thinking at its worst. It implies a bunch of up-front work that, most likely, will make you get it wrong. Instead, strive to get it wrong the first time, then iterate towards right through continuous feedback and adjustment.
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“Can we deliver 80 story points in this sprint?” “We’ve only averaged about 30 so far” “Cool! Let’s give it a try”
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Spoiler: we are going to dramatically underdeliver
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I thought about making something like this years ago. Kudos to someone for actually doing it
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Correlation matrix of spices from 91,000 recipes on allrecipes.com by u/wcedmisten
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Lukewarm take: Word Clouds are garbage
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Me: So what kind of testing have you done before? New dev: We always talk about it but never do it. That’s sounds ok because I think testing is a waste of time Me: 🧐
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Me: So what’s the longest you’ve worked on a project before? New Dev: A year, I usually leave because I like doing cool things and get bored —- Oh my sweet summer child
I did!
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Stupid work meetings. I want to watch the tree guys saw and clear the big fallen trees from our backyard
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I do have a front row seat to the chipper
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Would you rather have no retrospective or a poorly-run retrospective?
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