Ann Coulter, You are ignorant as fuck. Not sure if it’s from skipping ancient Greece in school or just being a moron. Either way, here’s what we know: Homer and Euripides weren’t “writing myths about African gods”. They weren’t writing myths at all. Those myths already existed for centuries. Homer turned them into epic poetry. Euripides turned them into tragedies. You clearly know fuck all about ancient Greeks. They drenched in praise black and brown people. Homer calls black Africans the “blameless Ethiopians” aka the most pious humans alive. “Blameless” was a praise awarded only to heroes. So holy that Zeus and the entire Olympian crew ditch the Trojan War for 12 straight to feast with them. Herodotus says they’re the tallest, most handsome, longest-lived people on earth. The Greeks worshipped Egypt as the cradle of civilization. Herodotus called Egyptians the oldest people alive and gushed over their wisdom, geometry, medicine, and temples. Plato sent his smartest characters there to study. Greek myths are packed with black kings and queens: Zeus fathers Epaphus, king of Egypt. Memnon, Ethiopian king, rolls up to Troy as a legendary warrior Achilles has to fight. Andromeda, an Ethiopian princess, marries into Greek royalty. They straight-up admired brown Levantines too. Phoenicians gave them the alphabet. Cadmus (a Phoenician prince) founded Thebes in Greece. Meanwhile? Aristotle roasts your Northern European ancestors as “full of spirit but wanting in intelligence and skill” aka brave but stupid. Brown peoples? He calls them “intelligent and inventive” but lacking bravery. The classics were never some pure white European fanfic. The ancient Greeks respected and borrowed from Africans and Easterners while calling your barbarian bloodline uncivilized savages. It’s embarrassing yourself.