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Everything's Black and White (with a few shades of grey) 🏅Blocked by Paul Gosar 😕😱 Call me EZ! Echo Zulu! 🚫CRYPTO/PORN/LOTTO WINNERS/ELONs Will be blocked

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Joined July 2014
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Oh, surprise, Trump lied!
🚨MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: President Trump lied on Monday about when he had been told that Jensen Huang was in a relationship with a Chinese spy to whom he was selling chips. In reality he has known since May, and chose to do nothing, despite the risks to national security, and despite warnings from Rubio. nytimes.com/2026/11/10/us/po…
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No Problem lawyer up.
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Why is Jared Kushner making deals for the American government? He’s neither a politician nor an elected official!
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😂😅🤣
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The Cunt For Red October
What is the title of this book?
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Bye, Felicia.
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Walking while chewing gum. Meanwhile, Rs only sat on their thumbs waiting for orders.
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Replying to @EdKrassen
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This works for me💙
Now we have the control, Make America Great Again.
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Elon Musk is mass deleting tweets like he's a Nazi burning documents in a fireplace at the end of WW II and it's funny because the internet NEVER FORGETS.
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Next up... THE EPSTEIN FILES
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Acceptable.
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So, wait… Russia kidnapped 22,000 Ukrainian children and Melania Trump has reunited some of them with their families and now the Russian kidnappers are praising her efforts. 🤔
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This fucking guy calls in to Fox News on election night and STILL says the polls were fake after getting his ass beat! TRUMP'S COMPLETELY DELUSIONAL! IMPEACH AND REMOVE HIM!
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THIS!
Replying to @LauraRiggaro
Texas literally being the final nail in their coffin is the funniest plot twist ever
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I absolutely love that two of the biggest female numpties in Congress were both defeated by female Navy brass ousted by Hegseth: Boebert lost her seat to Rear Admiral Eileen Laubacher, and Nancy Mace lost to Vice Admiral Nancy Lacore.
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🚨BREAKING🚨 Democrat Eileen Laubacher has defeated Incumbent Republican Lauren Boebert in the CO-04 U.S. House Election. This is a flip from 🔴 to 🔵.
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Lara Trump: "It takes a long time to rebuild from the Biden years" You dumb c**t…..it’s going to take a fucking century to rebuild from the Trump years…
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Hey Democrats, don't you fucking dare Merrick Garland yourselves into the same fucking nightmare all over again.
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