Explaining The Phillies

Republicans in November

Voted democrat in a 70% R district

Took a stab at this, payroll would be a little steep but they absolutely need to address the bullpen and they need at least one bat. Probably this minus Sato would be a more likely outcome. I also can’t even begin to know what a catcher trade would look like but I tried.

360 million dollars and still a shitty bullpen

Enjoying spending time with your wife and kids over being on the road for 9 months is an acceptable stance to have

December 1st (tried to emulate the megamind meme but it’s just slop)