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Joined October 2013
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Why? Why was I programmed to feel pain?
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Come on brain, make the happy chemicals you stupid lump of fuck
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Some of you are listening to "Jawbreaker" and "Jawbox" when you should be filling out "Jawbapplication"
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Tiki Head Marge Simpson Marquette, MI
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Retweet the Money Marge for wealth and good fortune
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The idea that Biden’s rhetoric radicalized someone is insane. The only person he makes me want to shoot is myself.
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This may be unkind but todays US journalists are, broadly speaking, incurious morons. Whatever resource limits they face at their jobsthat limit their knowledge acquisition is nothing compared to the empty heads they must overcome
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Happy that my recent @abcnews interview on #Israel and #Hamas, which has gone truly viral as I’m receiving literally 1000s and 1000s of messages about it globally, is now translated into #Arabic:
#شاهد رد الصحفي الأسترالي اليهودي، الذي غطى معظم الحروب التي شهدتها #غزة، عن حقيقة ما يمر به أهل فلسطين وسوء الأوضاع في #قطاع_غزة! #العرب_في_بريطانيا AUK
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It’s the rare Money Marge! Retweet for good fortune
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"Shamrock" is the genre which best describes Social Distortion.
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Biden Vows Not To Forget Lessons Of January 6: ‘We Must Hang Mike Pence’ bit.ly/3aLkc6E
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Excited to have a brandy new poem in the new issue of @solsticelitmag. Themes include: catholicism, drugs, and looney tunes.Thanks to Robbie Gamble and the rest of the editorial crew for putting together this awesome issue! Check out the poem online: solsticelitmag.org/content/p…
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The people who won’t wear a mask because they aren’t living their life in fear are the same people bringing a gun into the store to buy potato salad
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Happy Whacking Day, everyone!
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In a shocking Sunday surprise, legendary Simpsons writer John Swartzwelder just gave his first interview EVER. Very interesting stuff from a man who most Simpsons diehards know for the many mythic tales told of him by the other writers! newyorker.com/culture/the-ne…
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If your country looks like this, you don’t need to worry about the J&J blood clots
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Even this dude’s tires said don’t tread on me
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