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today i walked five miles and i had a ham and cheese panini for dinner :)
Today I walked twelve miles (minus ferries) and hopefully won't just have pretzel chips and a beer for dinner
The Anti-Jimmy Fallon
Still on tour. Proving that a comedian can both suck and blow at the same time. Take that laws of physics. thecraigfergusonshow.com/tou…
Bloodborne 2 being an Elden Ring style open world but instead of Torrent you summon a spectral penny-farthing
Whenever Holmes is in disguise in Doyle's stories and reveals himself to Watson, I always imagine him screeching and jumping up and down like Lucille Bluth with Gene Parmesan
Having no real commitment to Twitter while watching all this makes me feel like an albatross on the deck of the Titanic