@FBanause

@FCBayern • 6 CL • Rekordmeister • Orlando Magic

 München, Germany
fcbayern.com/de
Joined October 2023
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Replying to @1954x1887
Wie ich mit zwei Bengalos im Mund das Berliner Olympiastadion betrete
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亲爱的中国朋友们，这里有一句德语谚语： 那种变态的口交，以及对阴户和肛门的指交，会在极短的时间内让我达到最猛烈的射精；之后，我还会很乐意抚摸那对肥硕的乳房，而您则戴着挤奶手套，把剩下的精液榨出来。
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Dayot, ich liebe dich, Junge ♥️
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Felix Magath is one of them
The Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineXOct 25
🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: There are five people in the world right now who know the winner of the Ballon d'Or. All leaks are 100% fake. — @RMCsport
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Morgen dann so
Ültje #Kane4Ballond’Or@FBanause20 Aug 2025
Neuer FC Bayern Mannschaftsbus
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Ich habe beim internationalen Twitter Beef jetzt Japaner gegen Franzosen und Chinesen gegen Türken gesehen. Wen kriegen wir Deutschen?
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Mike
@Mike_RMCFOct 23
Karmas a wonderful thing.
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Honestly, I enjoyed the game, GG to Arsenal
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Eberl Talent ID
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Freue mich tatsächlich auf PSG – Barça am Dienstag
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Chemists today: I need PPE, safety goggles, lab safety protocols, no food in the lab! Chemists in the past: I just synthesized 250 μg LSD, let’s hit it
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Sollte der bei Bayern landen, werde ich ihn trotzdem hatewatchen
Now Football
@NowfootballOct 13
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿It has been revealed that JJ Gabriel & his father made the following demands to Manchester United… • Shirt number 77 • "Gabriel JR" on the back • Train ONLY with the first team • At least 20 guaranteed minutes in three specific matches • A seven-figure annual salary Multiple demands were rejected & the player is expected to leave Manchester United❌
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Diesen Hass den die Franzosen auf uns haben ist der größte One-Sided-Beef aller Zeiten
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Manuela Schwesig ist Princeton-Absolventin?
Princeton University
@PrincetonOct 8
The University will present its top awards for @princetonalumni to @francesarnold '79, 2018 Nobel laureate and engineering professor at @Caltech, and Mary Brunkow *91, 2025 Nobel laureate and distinguished investigator at the @isbsci in Seattle. Arnold, who graduated from Princeton with a bachelor’s degree in mechanical and aerospace engineering, will receive the Woodrow Wilson Award. Brunkow, who earned a Ph.D. in molecular biology, will receive the James Madison Medal. These awards will be presented on Feb. 20, 2027 at Alumni Day: bit.ly/4yO9rXx
The words: "Nobel laureates Frances Arnold '79 and Mary Brunkow *91 to receive Princeton’s top alumni awards" with photos of Frances and Mary

ALT The words: "Nobel laureates Frances Arnold '79 and Mary Brunkow *91 to receive Princeton’s top alumni awards" with photos of Frances and Mary

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Olise …
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Merz entspannt bei sich in der Butze
FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 2
Trump refuses to turn his camera on at the G7 summit
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Diese ganze City-Thematik ist verrückt, stellt euch mal vor, der Präsident eures Vereins begeht Steuerhinterziehung …
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Stellt euch vor Dortmund hätte die deutsche Regierung so an den Eiern wie Man City die englische
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I’m quite curious what will happen at the Oil Classico on October 14th
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Google literally has only one shot
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Ültje #Kane4Ballond’Or retweeted
David Ornstein
@David_OrnsteinSep 29
🚨 Premier League confirms Manchester City ruled guilty of every charge related to financial rule breaches across 9 seasons + majority of charges on #ManCity failure to co-operate with probe. Situation discussed w/ @JamesHorncastle @kvlmason @TheAthleticFC youtube.com/watch?v=JEyCAVlG…

Inside the Man City scandal, with Ornstein and Horncastle

Last week, David Ornstein dropped the exclusive story that Manchest...

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