Official Account of the United States Fentanyl Command. Catching CENTCOM L's as they smoke fent.
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FENTCOM update
We are placing the operators of the @CENTCOM account under arrest for insubordination and spreading Fake News against the Presidential Directive.
Rewards for Justice is offering a reward of up to $20 million and possible relocation for information about Iran’s nuclear program, including its facilities, equipment, and associated personnel, such as those in the scientific community, or the movement of any of the above.
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🚫 CLAIM: CENTCOM controls the Strait of Hormuz. 19 million barrels of crude oil (aka pre-war level) exited the strait yesterday.
✅ FACT: The strait is still closed. Only 4-8 million barrels a day exit the strait, depending on intensity of Iranian activity. CENTCOM = bullshit.
🚫 CLAIM: The navy commander for Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps claimed today that the Strait of Hormuz is under IRGC control and any approaching U.S. Navy warships would be "sunk."
✅ FACT: IRGC's navy commander has no navy. American forces and regional partners clearly control the Strait of Hormuz. Just yesterday U.S. forces assisted Gulf partners in shipping more than 19 million barrels of crude oil through the strait.
FENTCOM Special Update
We thank @ZohranKMamdani for his service. It couldn't have been possible without our men in uniform at Fight Agency, led by Morris Katz.
Katz was decisive for other projects, including the Graham Platner campaign, John Fetterman, and Hasan Piker. 🇮🇱🇺🇸
FENTCOM Update
The United States Fentanyl Command is LOCKED and LOADED ready to target ALL French nuclear sites in response to the Macron regime's mass murder of 45,000 French protestors.
FRANCE MUST NOT HAVE ANY NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
On the left is the FAKE flag of Macron's radical Republican regime 🇫🇷❌
On the right is the REAL flag of France ⚜️✅
The French people demand a monarchy under Crown Prince Reza Pahlavi!
@elonmusk please change the French flag emoji to reflect the will of the French people!
FRENCH PATRIOTS,
KEEP PROTESTING - TAKE OVER YOUR INSTITUTIONS!!! Save the names of the killers and abusers. They will pay a big price. We have cancelled all meetings with French officials until the senseless killing of protestors STOPS.
HELP IS ON ITS WAY. FAGA!
FENTCOM.
FENTCOM Update
We kindly ask Iran and Yemen to please stop the Reaper genocide.
The MQ-9 is an endangered species at risk of extinction!
FENTCOM Update
Our PR team invited two low-IQ corporate plant influencers to the Fentagon for photo ops.
We hope more Gen Z and Gen Alpha Deployim enlist for the military.
FENTCOM Update:
Gas prices are at record highs in the US, surpassing previous records caused by the Ukraine War and earlier phases of the Iran War.
The national average for diesel fuel is approaching $7/gallon, whereas regular is climbing towards $5/gallon.
FENTCOM Exclusive: Fentanyl on the USS Abraham Lincoln
A Navy couple admitted to selling cocaine laced with fentanyl to crewmates starting in 2022. After one sailor died, they kept selling; when another survived an overdose, they allegedly told him to blame the dead sailor.
FENTCOM Update
Yemen recap last 10 days:
- Ansarallah (AA) aka Houthis seize 2000 km² from Saudi-backed mercenary forces (9/11)
- Saudi-backed forces shoot down Saudi CH-4 drone (9/12)
- Saudis bomb pro-Saudi proxies (9/14)
- 6 Saudi drones and 1 F-15 shot down by AA (9/6-9/16)
FENTCOM Factcheck
This headline is not real and is market manipulation by Anthropic.
Anthropic benefits through viral reports about itself and its products.
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Read critically!
FENTCOM Update
The mercenaries paid for by our generous American taxpayers and our Saudi allies have shot down a drone in Yemen, and proudly recorded it.
Unfortunately, this drone is a CH-4 that belongs to our Saudi allies - not the Houthis! teapawt.org/MenchOsint/status/2098…
FENTCOM Update
Thought war is about to start back up today?
Seems you forgot today is TACO Tuesday.
(And also, the USS George H.W. Bush is not in position yet)
