@FFmaxhyde

Hoser in the sorta south. All the vices, unconventional, inconvenient fucking shitshow

 end of the Fibonacci sequence
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Joined October 2015
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The fucking exceptional singularity that is you
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Art should always be made by humans, for money laundering purposes.
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If you see an emotionally regulated and mature adult, please don’t scare it away. I need to ask it some questions.
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Apparently, I’m a soft baddie.
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pamplemousse@CushieButt5h
vagabonds, rascals & runaways
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Amy 💕
@Amwysoc21h
One of my favorite things about hockey is being able to scream random noises, phrases, cuss words, etc and nobody thinks anything of it
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fucking discants
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Triggerdelete@redredredred254h
I truly believe people can die from a broken heart 💔
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Reese
@Reeseforsure52m
California would look good on you
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Not You Again.@NotYouAgain664h
Just making this dumpster fire burns bright with all of my words
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I haven't touched a drug in hours.
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Reese
@Reeseforsure50m
I’m tryna keep it lite, your honor
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I bring a banjo player with me whenever I go out in case I get into a bar fight
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🖤
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BEAVE
@Beaveinflow50m
When you’re a Canadian, if you run out of maple syrup in your dream, you die in real life.
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Norma Jeane
@greatgenesjeane5h
OK, if u rent a car & promise to return to the same location, but end up dropping it off 5 hours away because you have no choice… what happens? i have a great history with Enterpr*se. think they’ll just let this one slide?
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el ⚢@lesbopolo15h
I think your pussy's upside down
risky🦋
@risk_011Oct 23
Let's fvck missionary so I can feel your balls rubbing my clit while you pump
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at home being a waste of a baddie
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My kind of heaven has black trees and an ice queen.
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The kind of hug where I can feel the deep release of my exhale and my whole body just relaxes. I’d like one of those please.
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Game on! @CanadianBeave13
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