@FKQ

24 6’2 corporate dude, top 200 every game

 nyc
Joined June 2009
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nab@FKQMay 17
double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime
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i want to make you my princess
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“why don’t you break no contact” cause ik her small waist evil ass is gonna be laughing
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therefore i will just die
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“i run a strict program” whatever you say princess
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my type
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my brain
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she took my hand and placed it on her thigh like it was nothing. i've been thinking about her ever since
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the hottest thing someone can do is catch me lying. like damn, you really know me that well?
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all i want is a passenger princess that plays video games with me
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i could give her everything she ever wanted, except the person she wants it from.
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if you ever think your life is bad, just remember there’s a grown man somewhere with a 5 pound box strapped to his face jerking off in VRChat
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my favorite conspiracy theory is that you even cared just for a little bit
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trauma dumping online feels cathartic but at the same time you don’t want people thinking youre crazy for saying quiet things out loud
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cracks me up every time i see it
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i wish i was perfect but then i’d have nothing left to live for
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you gotta turn into the monkey from Toy Story monitoring who interacts with your posts just to figure out who misses you or secretly likes you
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for my mental health i’m good off that.
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you know where to find me
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