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Once again, I am asking scientists to develop a drug that approximates the feeling of petting a cute dog in the park.
Computers used to 'boot up.' Printers took so long you could have lunch waiting for one document. Internet connection and upload/download was painstakingly slow. Elder millennials and Gen X know. Where is all that extra time now? Not leisure.
And another one.
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Someone at the cafe mentioned they were stressed about 'the election,' and we genuinely didn't know if they meant Toronto today, B.C. two days ago, Quebec a few weeks ago, or somewhere like Brazil or Serbia. (They meant the upcoming US midterms.) #mtlmoments
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After everything we've been through I can't believe we haven't survived ONE Heated Rivalry Halloween yet...it's just been brewing under the surface all this time like a volcano ready to destroy a small unsuspecting Italian village
Someone at the cafe mentioned they were stressed about 'the election,' and we genuinely didn't know if they meant Toronto today, B.C. two days ago, Quebec a few weeks ago, or somewhere like Brazil or Serbia. (They meant the upcoming US midterms.) #mtlmoments
Ngl I couldn't have told you whether it was behind scaffolding or, if I stood in front of it, I couldn't have told you whether it had been there for a day or a decade. At a certain point, in a Montreal life, everything is under construction forever, so you stop seeing it.
Notre-Dame Basilica’s facade revealed after 10 years behind scaffolding ctvnews.ca/montreal/article/…
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decided that I don’t need to tip 15% at the fancy bakery that took a loaf out of the counter and handed it to me in a paper bag
The content farm accounts are embracing AI. Who could have predicted it? Anyway, enjoy your time it's Montreal's beloved Cultural Remnant and a Caffe Italia that isn't in Mile End and does not look like that. #mtlmoments
Don't think they got a single one right, in description or image. Like, that is not Ruelle Drolet (which is a funny ruelle to single out), that is an approximation of a plateau alley behind a row of restaurants that's full of grease vats and rats.
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Brandon Shiller and Jeremy Kornbluth always at the scene of the crime
Real estate investors evicted tenant in bad faith, court rules, ordering $25,000 payout montrealgazette.com/news/rea…
'I am SO sick I've never felt this bad before.' –customer-facing employee, in between customers, within earshot of everyone
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If you're wondering who is behind those Jagmeet Singh duffel bag ads on here, know that it's part of a multi-billion dollar scam empire being run out of Eastern European call centers. It's an absolutely massive problem and Canada is a priority target.
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