Cursed club

It’s really really really easy to hate on Jose Mourinho, specially his modern grumpy version. But only older #RM fans who lived the dark ages -aka Post Vicente del Bosque- will understand. It was very similar to the current Man United. An absolute mess.

3 seasons in a row. He restored #RM grandiose & aura in UCL. made us into the elite & feared club in Europe again. Overseen some of the best transfers that would prove later on to be vital. Varane, Ozil, Di Maria, Modric. For all the good & bad, thank you for everything Mourinho

Without him there’s no LaDecima. Without him there’s no Zidane. No three-peat. He changed the course of this club. With all his antics & drama, he arrived to a group of individuals & left a cohesive solid unit hungry to touch the sky after getting so close for.. 3/4 #RM

Peak Barcelona, Bayern and lost on penalties, peak Klopp’s Dortmund. The very next season Ancelotti arrived & the rest is history. I maintain my stance that Jose Mourinho was the most critical managerial appointment in the last 30 years of Real Madrid’s history … 2/4 #RM

Before Mourinho, Real Madrid suffered SIX exits on the bounce from R16. The club was a mess with player power & stardom at its peak. He stayed for 3 seasons in which he took the club to 3 successive semis against a .. 1/4

Give it to Fletcher/Carrick till the end of the season

Donnarumma on match fixing duty tonight

I can’t believe I fell for this keeper 4-5 years ago. Thought he was the next Buffon. Another disaster-class tonight. Maldini was spot on when he decided against his demands and let him leave AC Milan.

Donnarumma in fault tonight for 2 (maybe even 3) of the goals conceded

Donnarumma has the mobility of a Caterpillar 797

FPL managers are not prepared for the Calafiori rest vs EVE

Really like how Nicolas Jackson has been playing. A little rough on the technical side but FPL wise ….it’s time.

The missus: Who is Andy Martin & why do you have so many pics of him on your phone

Need one of them Andy Martin hurricanes 🌪️ that only happen inside his head to actually materialise tomorrow in Manchester & call off the game so I can run away with a juicy ♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️♻️