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F. Scott Fitz Spooky

@FScottFitzJesse

I'm just here to make fun of myself.

 In my mind and in my car
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I have my whole life ahead of me. Except for that huge chunk that is behind me and that I can never get back no matter what.
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ハロウィンの「逆ビョーク」の仮装
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Life is a war of movement against entropy.
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Hello, Darkness, you old sonofabitch.
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I guess because Halloween is coming up, I’ve been painting a lot of skeletons. I love this guy.
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octopus/caveman@octopuscavemanOct 29
My friend worked at a juvenile detention facility and there was a kid who could’ve gotten out at 16 if he just changed his religion from “juggalo” but he refused and stayed another two years until he aged out.
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@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Lowbudgetmofo@LowlowaccountOct 28
Asking to leave work because you think you're going to be sick (metaphorically)
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Plastic identity/rubber soul
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Sorry most of my assets are currently tied up in my gas tank.
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At least I’m liquid.
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Sometimes you have to make some changes in life before life makes them for you.
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Fuck, I’m so wise.
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Scarlett@Benzene_QueenOct 27
This is high art btw. Art should make you feel something.
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Before we had all these screens if you were depressed you just stared at a wall.
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Lowbudgetmofo@LowlowaccountOct 27
Probably just give out fake IDs for Halloween again this year
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My heart is made to be broken—like a bike helmet.
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrellOct 26
what i lack in specificity i make up for in verbiage
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Kip Conlon@kipconlonOct 25
Not sure what “deliberately obtuse” means but I don’t think I am being it.
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Teresa Sheffield@TerfleazaOct 26
Ngl if Uber had an option to take a horse I would be late for a massive amount of things.
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You think you have problems? At least you’re not possessed by an evil demon.
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