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NEW SINGLE & VIDEO?!?!
It's out! It's finally out!
Our new single and video "Burning Hammer Blues" is now on streaming services.
“Burning Hammer Blues" on streaming services:
facetimepolice.hearnow.com/
Watch the music video here:
youtu.be/Xc2m2GfLw8c?si=IPsq…
#NewMusicFriday
🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 🎃
Instead of our usual Halloween video, this year, we have TWO Halloween videos! 😵💫
Our new single, “Burning Hammer Blues” - youtu.be/Xc2m2GfLw8c
Carrie (2026) Full Review - youtu.be/sOTXzxKwz0U
#Halloween2026 #Halloween
My telekinesis story… 🖐️😧🫨
Watch our full Carrie (2026) review: youtu.be/sOTXzxKwz0U
#HalloweenSeason #UnexplainedPhenomena #Telekinesis #UnexplainedMysteries #Carrie
This broke me… my favorite scene in Carrie (2026). 💔😭
Watch the full review here: youtu.be/sOTXzxKwz0U
Phantom Blade Zero looks like it’s more style over substance but the permadeath mode piqued my interest… 🤔
Was it realistic to use Instagram in Carrie (2026)? 🤔
Watch the full review here:
youtu.be/sOTXzxKwz0U
#Carrie #Horror #Cyberbullying
Is Carrie actually horror? 🤔
We discuss this and more in our latest video: youtu.be/sOTXzxKwz0U
Is Christine the main character of Carrie (2026)? 😭🤔
🎃 Happy Halloween week! 🎃
We just uploaded an extensive video with our thoughts of the new Carrie mini-series.
youtu.be/sOTXzxKwz0U
#Carrie #Carrie2026 #HalloweenVideo #HalloweenSeason #Flanaverse
🎃 Happy Halloween week! 🎃
One of us is a fan of the original Carrie movie, the other is a huge fan of Mike Flanagan. Between the two of us, was Carrie (2026) worth watching?
youtu.be/sOTXzxKwz0U
#Carrie #CarrieSeries #Horror #Halloween2026
I almost dropped Season 2 of Edgerunners but it won me over by the end. Sheesh. Akira/FLCL vibes. 😳👍
I’ve never seen a game referred to as BOTH “too easy” but also “harder than soulslikes” and being “too linear” yet it apparently also “requires too much backtracking.”
Are we even playing the same game here??? 🤷♂️😝
#CastlevaniaBC
🔥 For every bridge you’ve burned 🔥
Artist: Face Time Police
Song: “Burning Hammer Blues”
Now on streaming services!
Easy URL: FaceTimePolice.HearNow.com
#NewMusic #NewMusicAlert #NewSingle #OriginalMusic #NoAutoTune
The amount of things that the developers left us to discover for ourselves in the new Castlevania game is so refreshing.
That settles it. GOTY. They don’t make games like these anymore. 🎮🥲👍
@Castlevania_EN @Studio_Evil
One of the best things about this game is that you actually have to experiment to find the secrets.
If you thought Elden Ring’s side quests were “obtuse,” you are NOT going to have a good time. I LOVE this stuff. Take that, Wolverine fart clouds. 🤭
Belmont’s Curse is a strong reminder of why the Castlevania series is so influential, with a rich world, tense combat, and a map chock-full of secrets.
Our Castlevania: Belmont’s Curse review: gameinformer.com/review/cast…
Me, turning to my brother when Bandido was setting this up: “No way…” 🫢
Me, a second later: “WHAAAAaaaaAAaaaaTttt?!!!?!!!”
🤯😱
Look at this card… 🤯😱
TONIGHT at #AEWWrestleDream, AEW will continue this amazing 2026 run of what I personally consider the best AEW PPV + TV ever! AEW is where the best wrestle: TONIGHT is a huge Saturday fight night! It kicks off with Tailgate Brawl #AEWCollision, don’t miss WrestleDream TONIGHT!
“So, say what you want to say / you can’t outrun the flames.” 🔥🔥🔥
"Burning Hammer Blues" (Official Music Video) - Face Time Police:
youtu.be/Xc2m2GfLw8c
#NewSingle #NewMusicAlert #NewMusic #NewMusicVideo
Woo hoo! I got the true ending in #CastlevaniaBelmontsCurse!
The game requires you to make some inferences based on NPC dialogue or item descriptions. I love it. You won’t know what to do or where to go if you’re not paying attention. Those “eureka” moments are everything. 🤯🤔
Cancel culture and wrestling don’t mix. These performers are playing characters. Max definitely didn’t deserve to be fired over anything he said in a promo. Weak, TNA. Weak. 🤦♂️
I like pressing buttons, so Cider is my favorite. Galandra is a close second. Karl is fun as both a grappler and ranged character. I just couldn’t vibe with Brome as much as the other characters for some reason. 🤷♂️😅
Happy anniversary, Absolum! 🎉🎉🎉
