A father in the forest who makes random videos while raising and homeschooling kids. Purveyor of dad jokes. Occasionally a RN. Possibly an Ent. Mug influencer.
The Woods
Joined July 2020
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Look, I made a Corn Doug. You can print one too. If your printer is calibrated correctly, yours will probably look way better than this. @explodeybook @AXECOP
I overheard two young moms explaining Power Rangers to their kids:
"They are, like, superheroes with different powers and they turn into animals."
"Yeah, and there are, like, thousands of Power Rangers, and like, every color you can imagine.
The world is full of evil. Carry always.
Pray for this man and his family.
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On our first date, we got coffee. My (future) wife said there was a Starbucks nearby, so we walked 3 miles in the rain to a Starbucks stand in a grocery store.
There was an actual Starbucks very close to her place, but she is bad with directions. I married her anyway.
Some hawkweed got the seasons confused.
Cat scans confirmed this is a noxious weed and it should be picked for decorative purposes.
Our 3D printer was nearly finished with a a 36 hour long print.
My daughter needed help with school, set her book down on the keyboard, and the print canceled.
I need a newer printer that doesn't run on ancient software and can't be killed by apparently just pressing the enter key.
I've told my kids that crocuses are toxic, and they shouldn't pick them or touch any part of the plants.
My daughter now calls them "Purple Poisonflowers."
Someone tell me what is up with these wrenches. I assume they had a purpose and the stamps must mean something other than standard measurements.
Did you know Humming Meadow mugs go great with wood chips? As a bonus, the heat from the pile keeps your mug warm(ish).
While we were moving wood chips yesterday, my kids learned that piles of chips generate heat, and now digging into a pile of chips to feel the heat is the greatest entertainment ever.
Science!
