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Joined September 2017
Maybe educate your moronic self on what Satanic, and Satanism actually is you fuckin dork.
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Bloody Roar.
What’s a dead video game franchise that deserves a comeback?
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Screaming children should be considered as a carry on, and checked at the gate.
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Super proud of my real lifu waifu who has her first booth at a local market today for her Hawaii-themed cottage bakery, Kolohe Cookies 🍪
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This afternoon, my Houston office received a suspicious piece of mail containing a white powder substance. The FBI, Houston Police and Fire Department, and U.S. Capitol Police responded swiftly. I am grateful to law enforcement for their professionalism and to my dedicated team members, who work tirelessly on behalf of Texans. This incident is deeply concerning. Attempts to intimidate your political opponents have no place in our country.
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You're a fuckin dork. This is a fuckin dork ass take. Leave the introverts alone, they aren't hurting anybody, and will speak up when they feel like they need to speak up.
I dislike introverts who need to be told everything multiple times when in a group setting. You have to keep offering them food, try hard to engage them and check on them to ensure they are ok. They will just sit quietly in a corner and you will never know if they are ok or not, or if they are upset or need care. I hate doing that labour for them. Like dude you can talk, you are normal! You are an adult, not a child. Please emote, talk and let others know what you want or don't want. Be a part of what's going on and don't kill the vibe by just disconnecting with who's around you. Sincerely, an extrovert who always puts that effort.
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What? We're already there... We have been for some time...
How much longer till the United States becomes the biggest laughingstock in the world?
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WoW Hot Take : Housing is and was one of the worst things to happen to Retail.
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What a fuckin dork, and a bitch ass take. Don't be like this dipshit kids. Watch your cutscenes.
Crazy concept dumbass People playing video games to…play the video game instead of watching movies
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I usually use Instagram as my megaphone but also want to be clear here... Fuck rapists Fuck frats Fuck the complicit universities They all deserve to be burned down metaphorically or literally
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Heard Swig ran out of Mt Dew after this.
twice a year the Mormons have a worldwide zoom where the big boss tells you what’s up looks like “prediction markets” are verboten
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If you've already had sex before your wedding night, then by law on the wedding night you have to draft your will and file joint taxes.
If you’ve had sex before marriage, what exactly do you do on your wedding night? 😭
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They should make a Buffy x Halloween town movie - Buffy is sent in to clean up the streets.
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We need to bring long form content back in terms of television/streaming. What do you mean this show is only 6 episodes and might get another season.... Only to end with a bunch of unresolved story threads, and be promptly cancelled....
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Me Everytime the person giving me a flu shot coughs...
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Went to @commanderking's store Space Cadet Comics today and snagged a SDCC2026 SIKTC Blind Bag, so fuckin stoked to add these to my collection!! If you're in the Spring/Woodlands area, deffo stop by and check them out!! #SIKTC #comicbooks #LocalComicBookStore
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No because what you're try to pass off as a problem is you just being dependent on your phone, and not paying attention to the movie. Put the damn phone away.
I guess today I learned how ableist Film Twitter is lmao
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If a millennial is asking you to jump on a call, it's because your dumbass fucked up. But you already knew that, given you couldn't spell millennial* correctly.
i dont understand why milennials and boomers want to Jump Into A Call over everything . like why cant this just be a fucking email!!!!
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