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@FakeCVG

šŸ„½ Parody to the Max at #CVG2023! Parody with a side of sincerity. TOTALLY NOT AFFILIATED WITH CONVERGENCE they/them šŸ„½

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Joined July 2014
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if you really wanna feel your whole inventory of bones I recommend CONvence #CVG2024
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with #CVG2024 the builders have finally adapted to hyattspace, folding the shape of CONvergence to fit this ambit appropriately. The time of synchronicities and miracles is at hand. Your instincts are correct, #CVG2025 will feel like we have always been here
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The real person behind this account is Jon Olsen. You may have seen me on bluesky as burnunit dot mom or Twitter as @burnunit I am posting this live from the ā€œI LOLā€™dā€ panel at #CVG2024
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I hope youā€™ve had some fun. Iā€™ll probably continue posting but mostly on bluesky. If youā€™re mad or glad, come find me at #CVG2024 and we can fight, catch up, or have a drink. I look like this now
The person behind FakeCVG, Jon Olsen. Tall blonde themme person in a gray, black and white outfit standing in a hallway adjusting their hemline.

ALT The person behind FakeCVG, Jon Olsen. Tall blonde themme person in a gray, black and white outfit standing in a hallway adjusting their hemline.

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Anyway if you had ā€œJon Olsen is fakecvgā€ as your betting line, you just won #CVG2024
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#CVG2024
The chad vs virgin meme. The slumpy weak virgin character is labeled ā€œthe virgin ā€˜eats only consuite foodā€™ā€ The strong chad figure is labeled ā€œthe chad ā€˜keeps a crockpot in their roomā€™ā€

ALT The chad vs virgin meme. The slumpy weak virgin character is labeled ā€œthe virgin ā€˜eats only consuite foodā€™ā€ The strong chad figure is labeled ā€œthe chad ā€˜keeps a crockpot in their roomā€™ā€

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Iā€™M AWAKE IM AWAKE GET EM OFF ME GET EM OFF ME I -oh damn was I having The Dream again? Thank god Iā€™m at #CVG2024
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A Countryā€™s Annoying Birthday #CVG2024
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well Iā€™m at #CVG2024 where the hell are you
a view of beautiful downtown Minneapolis from the Hyatt regency hotel. Lush greenery in front, many colored steel and glass buildings in the middle, and gray cloudy sky behind

ALT a view of beautiful downtown Minneapolis from the Hyatt regency hotel. Lush greenery in front, many colored steel and glass buildings in the middle, and gray cloudy sky behind

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I was down at the hotel this morning and thereā€™s DEFINITELY NOT a large wardrobe at the top of the escalator, doors open to the flow of traffic, purple radiance emanating within, and there is NOT faint music in the air redolent with biscuits. Do not believe the reports #CVG2024
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CONvergence is real for all who kiss #CVG2024 #tinglers
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Do you remember when you joined this place ? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
Image from FakeCVG (@FakeCVG)
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