Not the founder of @purestorage. #nofilter You do realize this is a parody account?
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By the way, I founded Pure Storage.
PG's post is a good reminder that if I'm not micromanaging you, then your job doesn't matter for Pure's success.
Everyone who was there when I founded Pure knows that I often said Resorts World Las Vegas would be the ideal venue for a Pure event. I love Las Vegas!
Welcome to Resorts World Las Vegas! This amazing venue, one of the newest on The Las Vegas Strip, is the ideal home for Pure Storage's premiere event, Pure//Accelerate 2024! We’re kicking off today with a Welcome Reception before we dive deep into Day 1 tomorrow. #PureAccelerate
Let's be honest, any success that FlashBlade had was due to the startup *outside* a big company that I founded (namely, Pure Storage)
It's so helpful for business geniuses to apply the same intelligence and analysis to other problems in the world.
Ukraine-Russia Peace:
- Redo elections of annexed regions under UN supervision. Russia leaves if that is will of the people.
- Crimea formally part of Russia, as it has been since 1783 (until Khrushchev’s mistake).
- Water supply to Crimea assured.
- Ukraine remains neutral.
41%Yes
59%No
2,748,378 votes • Final resultsThis reminds me — Puritans should plan to return to working from the office within 60 days.
blog.purestorage.com/perspec…
Good news for Puritans who are getting tired of the same old lunch choices on Castro Street
mercurynews.com/2022/06/06/t…
To those who have expressed concern about my commute, don't worry, I have a very nice car. I'll be fine coming from Los Altos — worry about @Pure_Giancarlo, whose commute from Atherton is getting even worse!
Business genius Frank Slootman (best known as a former board member of the company I founded) asked me for ideas for a follow-up to his best-selling book “Amp It Up”
Any suggestions from my followers?
Especially wishing my followers in Eastern Europe a fun, safe, weekend! 😎🥳🤣
#weekend #weekendvibes
The week in Zoom calls 🤣
Hope everyone has a fun, safe, weekend! 😎
#weekend #weekendvibes #data #DataStorage #DataAnalytics #tech @guschops instagram.com/p/CaaRXiUFt9S/…
Good luck @tarisawain - I think you'll find the slower pace of innovation at @Lacework a nice change.
Before you scoot all the way out, could you get me one more Lego Death Star set? My kids misplaced Luke's lightsaber.
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Correction: Pure is hiring a second in command of social media
Pure Storage is growing and hiring a Head of Social Media. Do you have a...
🔸Natural curiosity and zeal for trends + insights?
🔸Keen eye for detail and creative excellence?
🔸Proficiency in leveraging data analytics?
Apply now ➡️ purefla.sh/30E5kSC
#jobs #socialmedia
How about "I am powerful and I want to see you in my office working"
"Offices are familiar, and therefore good" and "Offices makes me feel powerful, and therefore are necessary for everybody" aren't global arguments for offices. They're personal preferences masquerading as corporate policies.
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Puritans, as you enjoy Labor Day as part of the FOUR day weekend I gave you, please take a moment to reflect on how bad it would be to unionize and turn our relationship adversarial!
CEOs thinking they can “read the literature” and predict the pandemic is pretty funny.
Leave the virology and epidemiology to me.
