Fake Mendeley

Who's the joke on? That's right.

Telling a bunch of silly academics that we were going to change the world, and then selling them out in grand fashion: priceless.

Swank new pad in Palo Alto: 165,714 Mendeley users and their data.

Brand new 2013 Porsche 911: 2343 Mendeley users and their data.

Don't worry @mrgunn says he'll do everything in his power to chnge Elsevier for the better! (ed note: no punchline req'd, that was the joke)

We at Mendeley value our users. $35 a head, to be specific.

Does this Maserati make my butt look big?

C'mon! We're the SAME Mendeley. Except now we are fully controlled by the worst actor in the industry and give them all of our data abt you.

... because they paid us a shit-ton of money (wouldn't be polite not to welcome them)

I, for one, welcome our new Dutch overlords