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Fallon of Clan Doune retweeted
JD Vance named his firstborn son “Vivek” after his Yale law school classmate Vivek Ramaswamy. In 2025 Vance sent his political advisors to run Vivek’s campaign and political PAC. Now Vance is defending Vivek’s attack ad against Amy Acton while he stumps for him in Ohio.
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Average UFO whistleblower beloved by the news media and the United States Congress: "For years, UFOs flew around inside my house and spooky cryptid monsters haunted my backyard but I never filmed any of it."
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Young white men are tired of the GOP. Bring forth the America First Party...
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this was my childhood. its now gone.
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Replying to @MiaMersion
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Let us all wish @bioware a very pleasant transition to Was/Were. Rest in piss.
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🚨 BREAKING: Amy Acton has declared Vivek Ramaswamy an “invasive species”.
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I’m gonna take a nap, here’s some light reading for you to prove that archeology is as scientific as theology.
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"Cockroaches don't build their own homes, but they’re great at finding the cracks in yours."
Cockroaches don’t build their own homes, but they’re great at finding the cracks in yours.
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ICE AGENT WHO KILLED RENEE GOOD WILL FACE NO CRIMINAL CHARGES...
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#BREAKING: ICE launches nationwide operation targeting illegals committing SNAP fraud.
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Me: "I can absolutely be trusted with a speech at your wedding" The speech:
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Ilhan's $30 million net worth isn't enough. She wants your $20 too.
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Inject this into my veins
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Asmongold addresses a guild member (who will remain nameless) declining a summon to prove her independence “She's not independent, she can't even drive.”
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You couldn’t put it more concisely if you tried
A Europa será destruída por mulheres que projetam naqueles animais a maternidade que cabia aos filhos que elas abortaram.
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> accused of immigration fraud > disappears > finally pokes her head out > it’s to beg for money
Ilhan Omar just posted this video asking for money on TikTok. You can tell she's been spending the entire week crying.
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