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I’ve now completed my #PrettyLittleLiars DVD collection. A stunning series. #PLL

Meredith should have been demoted to a Friend this season. She’s nothing. #RHOSLC

I’ve never heard a winner get so many boos! This is insane #BBUK

An all-female final 3 is crazy! Especially considering how the first several evictions were all women. Rochelle would be the most iconic winner but do we really want a conservative to win over two liberals… #BBUK

OMAR IS OUT YASSSSSS CONSERVATISM DEAD ACROSS THE POND TOO PERIODDD #BBUK

Who sending ass pics to celebrate the midterms 🤲🏻

Carr’s lore that she was supposed to be on the hijacked 9/11 plane and the missing Malaysian plane but somehow missed both flights is soooo 😭😭😭😭 #AllsFair is lowkey the best comedy since Scream Queens

Congress flipped blue because Madonna released an album this year. Never forget it 💙 💜

WHAT IS DORINDA MEDLEY DOING IN THE SEASON 2 PREMIERE OF ALL’S FAIR

“You have gobbled down so many babies that everything out of your mouth is childish” LMAOOOO All’s Fair is Ryan Murphy’s best written show on air at this point

If both houses of Congress simultaneously flip from a single party to the other, and the President is of the losing party, I feel like that should trigger an automatic Presidential election too. He should have to re-prove the country still wants him after a wave like that.

Went to Dave & Busters yesterday for the first time ever. 2 good ass cocktails. 10 boneless wings. Side of fries. My total with tip was $34. I am never sleeping on @DaveandBusters again 😵‍💫

Oomf just gagged me to death with the behind-the-scenes CHARMED tea circa season 3 ➡️ 4

I love how this entire ABC News special on Elizabeth Holmes is just about what a captivating star she is.

Elizabeth Holmes. A Legendary Icon of Deception. The Patron Saint of Taking Down Big Med. Mother Theresa to Those with Trypanophobia.

Jack Antonoff, I am single and accepting of autism