Ray Romano Quotes

"trigger Discipline is Gay, just shoot me."

"not Going to lie, I lie all The time for clout."

"castration Powers Activate!"

"this New suit of mine is Made out 100% organic Gorillas."

"I Have money, You don't."

"I finally know who I'm voting for. Wait, nevermind, I forgot."

"Get a Fat chick with a huge Butt on the Line, I have Complaints."

"I used to have a revolver But I kept Trying to kill myself With it so I gave it to A kid."

"spiritually, I'm gay Just my Dad and My mom."

"I'm returning this tape I Borrowed from blockbuster, I lost track Of time there."

"and it's Not just the jews, but also the Gay jews."

"I took inspiration from My Indian neighbor and Never showered to get into Character for Everybody love rayMond"

"I've said The n-word so much That I'm famous For it."

"I'm going Penis mode"

"rollie Pollie touch my Hollie."

"do You really think I'd be standing Here if I Just shit my Pants?"

"season 4 of everyone loves rayMond is what I call the Meth season because I was High on Meth for 78 days straight."

"i Can only achieve orgasm If I'm Holding my M1 Garand and shouting Racial slurs At the top of My lungs."

"gay Tom owes me a Favor."

"I'm going to Beat this thing. and By 'thing', I Mean my cock. and By beat I Mean 'cut Off'."